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MONOGAMOUS! Married to Bono. TELL BLUESKY TO VERIFY ME! Political junkie, Grand Ambassador To Our Alien Overlords, former DJ (the radio kind, not the rave kind). No DMs.
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Fuck! I am no longer sure my dispensary is even selling me real weed! I picked up a 100mg infused drink for someone else. Someone who has no tolerance to speak of. That someone is absolutely NOT high, almost 2 hours later. There's just NO FUCKING WAY!!! What the FUCK?????

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

Someone seriously needs to check and make sure Fetterman isn't being blackmailed or extorted by someone on the right. Because if it's not that? I fear we may be dealing with an MKUltra situation. A stroke only explains the personality change if it happened within a couple months of the event.

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

I didn't want to say it, but the Cheech & Chong brand does not live up to the hype. I tried one of the D.A.V.E vapes from my dispensary, and the Psilycaps "legal mushroom" gummies. Neither one got me high. Not even close. That's super fucking disappointing.

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

Guys. Americans. Look. Someone's gotta say it. If It decides to simply continue to ignore the highest courts in the land, and do whatever the fuck IT wants? Who's gonna stop it?? Either the courts send COPS to arrest his ass for contempt, OR...what?? Pitchforks and torches??

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

Ok, enough of this "but men are all CONFUSED now! We just don't know how to approach women at all anymore!" fucking horseshit! Let me make it VERY simple for you: If she's wearing a wedding or engagement ring, LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE. If she's out with her family, LEAVE HER ALONE...

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

Baaaaby? Can I haz a bunneh?

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

The thing is it’s not that foreign models of authoritarianism are coming here, it’s that the authoritarianism that is the US empire, that has killed Black and brown here, fueled their killing elsewhere, is worsening in ways that touch the lives of the (white) elite.

submitted 13 hours ago • 22 comments

By this Pam calculation, one pill has to kill more than five people. Math is hard.

submitted 15 hours ago • 1643 comments

Sending my deepest condolences to former Governor Ryan's family and loved ones. May his memory be a blessing.

submitted 9 hours ago • 31 comments

It keeps dumping on and trying to cut funding for things like The Kennedy Center, NPR, and PBS because It knows, way down deep where it counts, that It doesn't have a truly talented or artistic bone in Its lumpy, orange, wholly unfuckable, human meat suit of a body.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

You know who ALWAYS ends up being the most gung-ho about their cool new poly lifestyle? Conservative Christians. Who do you think fucking invented it?? Mormons! Bigomy is THEIR fucking brand! And can you guess which political party boasts the most registered child sex offenders?

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

One more fucking time, for the idiots in the cheap seats: you being a FAN does NOT fucking give you the authority, or the fucking RIGHT, to decide who your favorite athlete or artist gets to fuck, date, or marry! Your fucking rare vinyl collection just doesn't add up to that much!!!

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Orange Foolius couldn't pass a 6th grade social studies class let alone the US citizenship test. #Bufooninchief

submitted 15 hours ago • 24 comments

submitted 16 hours ago • 176 comments

I hope everyone knows that it's very easy for any social content platform, including Bluesky, to be a misery machine and that if you aren't intentional about it, they will absolutely decrease the positive impact you have on the world while making you less happy.

submitted 13 hours ago • 526 comments

BREAKING: We're suing to overturn a Georgia law that forces judges to set cash bond for dozens of charges, even when they believe a person can be safely released from jail without it. Freedom shouldn’t depend on how much money you have.

submitted 13 hours ago • 29 comments

The Big Lie undergirding MAGA’s immigration posture is that immigrants are fundamentally parasitic, they just take from the host country. It’s a fascist conception and also just obviously wrong if you think about it for more than 10 seconds. www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...

submitted 14 hours ago • 144 comments

I shall no longer refer to Donald Trump as the Unfuckable Orange, Trumpty Dumpty, or the Cheeto Calf. Those are all still vaguely human, or at least sort of human-adjacent, in that they were invented by a human. Now I shall refer to him by the ONLY pronoun that properly fits. "It".

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Yup. And the CIA *STILL* doesn't fucking have the stones to kill it.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

"He goes bankrupt every other week. He's always setting up a new money making scheme. He has a golden toilet. He's in love with his own daughter. Of course you can't trust this guy." - Mitt Romney, 2016

submitted 13 hours ago • 22 comments

Tariffs: when you tax your own citizens to teach another country a lesson they won’t learn.

submitted 16 hours ago • 155 comments

A creepy unhinged white supremacist like Stephen Miller telling everyone that their children will literally be indoctrinated to worship MAGA and instructing people what their children will be taught should terrify everyone.

submitted 13 hours ago • 31 comments

The #MayDay crowd in Bucks County, Pennsylvania, in front of Republican Representative Brian Fitzpatrick's office, was tremendous! 350 at our headcount! So many people came out to support the immigrants and union workers in our community, and to demand due process for all!

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

this is legitimately evil

submitted 1 day ago • 464 comments

Trumpty-Dumpty is defunding PBS. What he calls "bias" some of us call "facts Trumpty-Dumpty doesn't like."

submitted 14 hours ago • 1369 comments

What the FUCK!!! You need a goddamned license to carry a tazer in Illinois??? So basically, if you've ever been charged with a felony in this state, you have ZERO RIGHT TO DEFEND YOURSELF????

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

A conversation with my BFF, about my son. This sums it all up.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment