bareinthewoods.bsky.social
Sober, Dog lover, photographer, ex-LEO, voiceover guy. Semi-retired gym Daddy living my best life. My spicy side https://bsky.app/profile/bareinthewoodsalt.bsky.social Born liberal usually running my mouth, usually swearing.
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When you spend $45 million of other people's money on your dictator chic birthday and it's still worse than a roadside Taco Bell value-package party.
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She was. Lived it right to the end and the universe took care of her. 98 years old, not a single day in the hospital and had a stroke on her way to bingo out of the blue. She was gone the same day. You can't ask for more. Soon as I got her out of the hospital and in her own bed that was that.
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She didn't give a shit was you looked like or where you came from. If you were a good person with that all aside, she was gonna make sure you felt some love, even if that was just a plate of food.
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She remembered their names, asked for help pronouncing some of them, knit for some of the single mom's kids and gave them $5 bday cards. After that word got out that EVERYONE looked out for her when I wasn't around. Escorted her to the store, mowed her lawn, etc. All because Grams was colorblind
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My gram was like this and when I was out of town she'd still cook every Sunday for something to do. When no one showed up she'd go on the porch and invite the local gang members in to eat
When she died, 600 of them showed up to pay respects to her, and they did it with more grace than blood family
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Cowards like this are the ones who'll find a culvert or abandoned building and blow their own brains out rather than face the music.
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The resemblance isn't an accident....
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That ship sailed on 1/20. They don't a fuck if they have the right person or not; they'll sort that out on the back end. Maybe.
PoC? The right gender of the person they're looking for? Close enough for their needs.
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Always, always ask for credentials. Fuck taking them at face value because they're "in uniform". Any time someone asked to see mine I happily let them see it and even take a pic if they wanted to.
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Local PD might get away with that, federal level we did not. Those chubby fuckers out there are NOT regular payroll. They're likely contracted out surplus working on a daily plus quota-per-head, which is why there's no uniform standard, mismatched body gear and sidearms and NO creds on any of them.
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Elvira's backwoods sister that has a grudge she never made it big, and Uncle Fester; pissed it's happy hour somewhere and he's late to start double fisting on $1.00 draft night and picking up all the babes that "want him".
(Ok, made myself a little sick on that last bit...)
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That's because they're not; none of them. I'm ex-LEO and quit the day he "won" the election. Ain't a ONE of these pork chop mofo's ever had the ICE physical, nor could they pass it if they tried.
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I'm ex-LEO. Riot gear is SOP with a protest undercurrent like this; there's nothing to read into it. 99.9999% of the people just want to protest but all it takes it one bad actor (or MAGA plant) throwing a bottle at a cop to set off a chain reaction.
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Given that he was/is insane enough to do this, they just might be glad to get rid of him.
If he did this and he's apprehended - gone for good. Divorce ain't free...
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Gee, ya think?
We've seen this before, but it was hard to follow all the action because they were all speaking German at the time.
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Safe to say by this time tomorrow, Bullshit Barbie will be at the podium saying his birthday bash was the biggest, most bestest attended event in the history of the country and all the No Kings protests were paid protestors.
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Note to self: make sure I'm far more diligent in my details when I'm calling Trump the fucking thief he is.
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I'm walking, multitasking and my horseshit math doesn't malign the point and make it any less true.
The Orange Sphincter is going to make it his own piggybank.
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The "claim" is that money goes to the government. We all know his greedy orange fingers are gonna find a way to help himself to that $75M if they all get granted
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-Have a predetermined rally point in case you get separated.
-Get a burner phone. Stash it at your rally point.
-Have a safe word to yell that means "run". They're gonna look for you if you yell "run". Nobody's gonna give a shit if you yell "pizza".
-Carry NOTHING that can be construed as a weapon