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Sober, Dog lover, photographer, ex-LEO, voiceover guy. Semi-retired gym Daddy living my best life. My spicy side https://bsky.app/profile/bareinthewoodsalt.bsky.social Born liberal usually running my mouth, usually swearing.
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$100 "fun" little project: him designing a ballroom addition to the White House With the shit taste he's exhibited in the Oval, it'll be enough to make Liberace come back from the dead with "Bitch - what the fuck is this shit?" as soon as it's up... www.rawstory.com/trump-ballro...

"Yeah, well. I give to the ASPCA; that doesn't make me a cat.." --Suzanne Sugarbaker, Designing Women (Wisdom from the Past.....)

I guess Elmo didn't like his big, beautiful golden key....

Next to Trump and Musk, Shatner and I look like adoring newlyweds.

This is going to prevent terrorism in the US. Y'all better be Googling "Panic Room Contractors" because this mofo couldn't prevent his own lunch money being stolen in the cafeteria....

When the parents go thru a nasty divorce....

How to let people know you're a fucking idiot in under 20 seconds...

I'm not even disgusted by Pickled Pete and his lot anymore. I loathe them. Karma is coming for the whole pack and all we have to do is sit back, grab the popcorn and wait. Nobody gets to be this shitty and not have consequences...

Just a vent: if you are an influencer and think you need a 25 post thread to get your point across you don't need a profile here. You need a substack page. And a better acquaintance with the word "Concision" And a ticket for internet littering. I'm a blocking mofo with some of you today...

Buried in the article? "The official also said that the timing of the announcement -- occurring during Pride month -- was intentional." Dear Pete: Fuck You. Signed, Basically everybody at this point. You're just a dysfunctional douchenozzle that everybody hates. www.military.com/daily-news/2...

Your reminder that Betsy DeVos's brother is a paid assassin for the US government. www.rawstory.com/white-war-pr...

1. His mental health needs to be addressed asap and get his ass out of office. 2. IDGAF if his brand is anti-establishment or not, showing up in shorts and a hoodie is a fucking embarrassment. GOP shouldn't get him, but we need him gone too. www.rawstory.com/fetterman-di...

I’ve been marching for LGBTQ+ rights since Pride was considered a protest. And I’ll continue to march under this administration as a recommitment to the fight for equality today. No matter who you are or who you love, you have a home here in Illinois.

I guess this means they've given up on the kids Hilary's keeping in the pizza parlor basement...

At Los Angeles Pride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Former NFL kicker Chris Kluwe, a fierce ally for the LGBTQ community and a man who has stood up against hate in what the WSJ labels "America's Trumpiest City Council" (Huntington Beach, CA) Thank You @chriswarcraft.bsky.social #LGBTQ #Pride2025

At first it's one thing, then fuck it - we're done with progress... www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-a...

This fucker? -He's been a lawyer all of three years -Urged the Orange Menace to pardon all of the J6ers -Urged him to pay them ea. $1 Million in reparations for their jailtime. So it tracks that the asshole wants to give him a job. www.rawstory.com/paul-ingrass...

They sponsored Pride to death last year because they wanted our money. Now they're terrified of the blowback from the Orange Menace. Pride supporters up until the point their bottom line is impacted...then "Fuck it, we're out..."

Mark me as safe. I'm at the opposite end of the country.... economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/interna...

For Pride, I’m remembering Lucy Hicks Anderson, trans woman who transitioned as a kid in the late 1800s. She was an incredible socialite and cook, so much so that when she was arrested and a banker got her out of jail because they had a party and she was the cook! We have always been here.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8My5N8d/ Because it's too damn cute not to share.

I would give a year off my life if Joe actually posed like this one day....

Damn :( www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/l...

300,000 dead 20,000 of them kids. Al thanks to a guy fucked up on Ketamine. Welcome to the Trump "presidency" www.rawstory.com/doge-deaths-...

OF COURSE the fucker was high as a bat. We could tell from a five second video clip he was stoned as fuck. They couldn't see it in person, spot the issue and say "Hey - he's fucked up - maybe it's best to get his hand out of the cookie jar.."? www.rawstory.com/elon-musk-26...