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Let's face it, the days a write off. There's nothing you or I can do about that now. Forget it. Might as well get a couple of hours solid practice in. I'll be in the club until I run out of 20p's

Morning. So far I've: Lost an air pod, ordered my daughters birthday gifts to our old address, had the cat bolt out the back door over the fence into the farmers fields and had a front row seat to a guy vomiting on the bus. All before breakfast. How's your day going? Up the chuffing owls

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This is genius 🤣 #efc credit: youngnoblecommentary (TikTok)

The Steward though

Everton. Victorious.

The Park End. Shot on @cinestillfilm.bsky.social 35mm

The Gwladys St in all its glory @the1878s.bsky.social #Everton

You can say what you want about Musk's nazi propaganda machine, but Bluesky can't beat this. I actually snorted 😂

#snooker

I propose a driving license style points system to be attached to your WST Tour Card. Pull out of an event within maybe 24/48 hours of a tournament- points on your license. Bring the sport into disrepute - points on your license. Knock Ding out of the WC- points in your license. 12 points and banned

2037 League One Playoff Final: "Substitution for #swfc: Number 10 Barry Bannan makes way for Number 2 Liam Palmer held together by duct tape"

I blame myself really. I should have been working much harder to find Chansiri a centre half and a striker. We all should. It's on us again, this. #swfc

Why don't you get one of them flip phones? They said. They're brilliant, they said. The screens are NOT flimsy, they said. Well uto anyway.

32 years ago today, Paul Warhurst scored this beauty at Stamford Bridge for Sheffield Wednesday. It started a phenomenal run of 12 goals in 13 games for the emergency striker, which earned him an England call up. From centre-back to number nine. One of the stories of the 90s.

I like how confrontational I'm getting as I get older. I love politely telling people to get fucked where I'd used to let things slide

No car today so I've been on the bus to town. One guy gets on and sits across the aisle from me, work boots straight off, laid on the seat with his feet inches from my face. I had to say something. Guy in front of me was watching porn at full volume and every fucker else was vaping. I'll walk home.

Well played Shaun, the best player all week won the tournament. But Murphy and Ebdon, crikey its like a modern day Algonquin Round Table ffs #snooker

Leeds away. Can you think of anything worse? I don't think I can think of anything worse. Bloody hell. Worst day on the calendar. I'd rather be ANYWHERE else.

What a treat. The best 2 players in the world and Dominic Dale on commentary. GO ON SNOOKER

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Kyren's just accidentally spent a couple of minutes explaining exactly why players still use the Triangle chalk. Because it makes you question your shot selection and puts doubts in your mind #snooker

There IS an argument to using the Triangle chalk, Stephen. With the Taom you're risking a miscue rather than a kick. Often when I'm using Taom on a hard to cue shot, it's in the back if my mind "I could easily miscue this" And using it REALLY annoys the other person which is easily +EV #snooker

Ding looking very sharp. That 70 was the break of the tournament so far, for me #snooker

My knees gone, I'm in absolute agony 😭 cancel everything. Tell the world Chansiri did it

David Lynch's best work was his role in Louis CK's "Louie" by the way. As much as I love Twin Peaks and Lost Highway etc

screaming, crying, throwing up, mournfully, respectfully

Holy Shit. RIP David Lynch

I suppose it could be worse. I honestly thought I'd wake up to a 6 point deduction and a 15 minute rant about Carlton Palmer and the news Ozzie Owls been kidnapped and Chansiri needs 20,000 of us to pay £100 each for the ransom #swfc

I didn't catch up woth the fans forum last night because I didn't want to go to bed in a bad mood. Wake up this morning and the first thing I see is CHARLES RECALLED. I don't want to know anything else. If I don't know it can't rile me up #swfc

What time does "An audience with Dejphon Chansiri" start tonight?? #swfc

This is how I want to go. Instantly crushed by The BFG himself. No pain, no messing about.

McManus has made me look like a right tit on Snooker Breakfast reading out my prediction for Carter to win the Masters after he's already out 😂