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submitted 130 days ago • 5 comments

Lovely little Romano-British brooch in the form of a hare 😍 The artisan who made this brooch some 1,900 years ago, gave the hare a cheerful little face! Copper alloy decorated with enamel. 📷 British Museum www.britishmuseum.org/collection/o... #Archaeology

submitted 129 days ago • 9 comments

Astoundingly, this colourful clay vase was made between 7,300 and 6,800 years ago! 🤯 A masterpiece of Late Neolithic ceramic art, the decorative elements may well represent woven textile patterns. From Dimini, Thessaly, Greece. National Archaeological Museum, Athens. 📷 by me #Archaeology

submitted 139 days ago • 7 comments

If the folks setting up the new government in Syria want some ideas, I've looked into the situation for the last half hour or so and I think I could help. DMs are open.

submitted 139 days ago • 201 comments

As we approach the holiday season, I have once again hung this up in the gym, to encourage the children to think about their behaviour and life choices.

submitted 141 days ago • 7 comments

today we discovered that the revenant is straight married and it is now my mission in life for my nun to be a homewrecker

submitted 139 days ago • 2 comments

One of the suburbs here is called Little Canada and I like to imagine multigenerational families of Canadians living in rickety apartments in Canadatown with a moose infestation, serving poutine and beavertails out of hole-in-the-wall diners while wearing Canada Goose and saying "eh" a lot

submitted 139 days ago • 16 comments

submitted 141 days ago • 10 comments

Fishing some 5,300 years ago: a Neolithic fishhook made of wild boar tusk, wrapped with a fishing line. The size of the fishhook is 6.5 cm. It was used to catch pikes. Found in the lake-dwelling settlement of Arbon Bleiche 3, Switzerland. On display at Archäologisches Museum Frauenfeld 📷me 🏺

submitted 141 days ago • 10 comments

I kid you not, @itch.io has been taken down by Funko of "Funko Pop" because they use some trash "AI Powered" Brand Protection Software called Brand Shield that created some bogus Phishing report to our registrar, iwantmyname, who ignored our response and just disabled the domain

submitted 140 days ago • 689 comments

pizza hut lasagna hovel minestrone shed fettuccine hole

submitted 140 days ago • 68 comments

This was at my dog park and it broke me. In a crowded field of contenders this may be the most cursed cybertruck I’ve ever seen. Maybe the most cursed image full stop. Incontrovertible proof that god is either impotent, indifferent, or illusory.

submitted 141 days ago • 32 comments

Since they have divers, I have a tip for the NYPD- The only billionaire killer any of us REALLY know the location of is somewhere down by the Titanic.

submitted 140 days ago • 1 comment

Teacher: Now let's learn regular expressions. Regular expressions are a limited form of computation that can match many kinds of strings, but not parse recursively or execute arbitrary programs. Student: And ^.?$|^(..+?)\1+$ determines if a number is prime. Teacher: wtf

submitted 140 days ago • 7 comments

If anyone needs me I’ll be in the abyss.

submitted 140 days ago • 54 comments

“Hey I noticed you were a weird girl, and when that waiter asked if you wanted a refill you almost threw up, wanna join my polycule?”

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

Journalist Denethor: you don't understand I NEED to keep talking to Sauron through that seeing stone he lets me have up here so I can let him keep poisoning my once formidable mind with delusions and despair

submitted 140 days ago • 10 comments

it’s actually really fucked up the way everyone is talking about the nypd doing a bad job looking for the shooter. would love to see you try looking for clues when 95% of your mental capacity must remain focused on protecting yourself from fentanyl. and it’s like. not even fun or exciting or cool

submitted 140 days ago • 2 comments

this is a found poem @hankgreen.bsky.social

submitted 140 days ago • 10 comments

Doing some research into folding proteins (making an omelette)

submitted 140 days ago • 109 comments

Hot take: I don't think you could forcefem riker because he would instantly agree and get really into it You wouldn't even get to finish your sentence before he takes the needle out of your hand and jabs himself in the thigh.

submitted 140 days ago • 3 comments

death to funko pop

submitted 140 days ago • 3 comments

A funny story about bloodhounds before I go. Augustus went through the search and rescue program with my stepfather. Did great until the final certification when, instead of finding the guy hiding in the woods to pass, he tracked a bag of McDonald's fries. For two miles.

submitted 140 days ago • 49 comments

I believe the Earth is actually a custard filled globe, hardened by fire and caramel along the upper crust. Yes, I have founded the Flan Earth Society. I even wrote some stories about it. It's decent flan fiction.

submitted 140 days ago • 75 comments

"You've heard of Elf on the Shelf"—actually, no, I never 'heard' of it at all, it's just some marketing trash that suddenly appeared everywhere in 2005 pretending to be a tradition. I hate it and everything like it. Shove the Elf up your ass. Fuck you.

submitted 503 days ago • 202 comments

Leaving a bag of monopoly money near your murder scene and watching the cops fail to find it for three whole days while following an unrelated bike is what being a D&D DM is like

submitted 141 days ago • 50 comments

I am having trouble keeping up with world events. Every day it seems like new crazy stuff 👀 Though I have to say... all this frantic reading to try to understand the internal politics of one more country that I never paid enough attention to has taught me a lot.

submitted 141 days ago • 6 comments

I love Mad Magazine

submitted 141 days ago • 175 comments

I’m not a Syrian refugee anymore. I’m Syrian. Just Syrian.

submitted 141 days ago • 619 comments

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I still stand by this.

submitted 143 days ago • 35 comments

very clear that the bsky team is just trying to "wait the trannies out" and allow the pedo-apologist transphobe to brigade the site with his awful contemporaries and his dogshit follower base. we're not gonna shut up, aaron; you'll need to find some new bullshit principle to justify this bullshit

submitted 141 days ago • 29 comments

How it feels to interact with sfw accounts as a nsfw account

submitted 156 days ago • 193 comments

Massive away win for the little fella.

submitted 147 days ago • 586 comments

alexander graham bell slipping a piece of paper with the number 1 written on it to a babe at the bar

submitted 144 days ago • 32 comments

[to the tune of “Owner of a Lonely Heart”] Cybertruck at family court

submitted 156 days ago • 54 comments

I do just kinda need a werewolf lady to pounce on me and dig her claws into my sides and her teeth into my neck

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

Need to be hunted by vampire girls

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

ever since i was a little girl, i knew i wanted to be a vampire's thrall and blood source before finally being turned myself,

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

We're just innocent men

submitted 146 days ago • 102 comments