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taking a break from my workday to be Mad Online

submitted 40 days ago • 5 comments

Midwestern governor with a one-seat legislative majority: The coward RethugliKKKans may dash themselves on our rocks if they wish, the tide and the seabirds will leave no trace of their remains New York/California Democrat: I’d like to vote against things I oppose but that’s not realistic

submitted 45 days ago • 12 comments

Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished

submitted 54 days ago • 127 comments

Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over! Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂

submitted 94 days ago • 73 comments

As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.

submitted 56 days ago • 760 comments

I’m going to lose my mind paying attention to the day-to-day dipshittery

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Making my out-of-office font so small it immediately gives you a panic attack

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Muting the phrase “clapped back”

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Is this man the pest?

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Feeling jealous that none of my posts get blue maga spam 😔

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Nerds

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

We are so stupid it rocks

submitted 129 days ago • 126 comments

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

Changed my display name, capitalizing, “CORN” to express urgency.

submitted 136 days ago • 2 comments

Went to a Vietnamese restaurant and mispronounced phở so badly the waiter tried to give me the heimlich maneuver

submitted 137 days ago • 33 comments

Woah black Betty

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

This jar holds my grandpa's smithereens

submitted 140 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

White people love having buddies

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

My follower ratio has been perfected. 50 bots and one wife

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

creamland ice cream sign, manchester, new hampshire, 1979

submitted 142 days ago • 3 comments

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

submitted 664 days ago • 44 comments