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KNOBS AND CRANKS KNOBS AND CRANKS

People will write entire opeds like "there's no jokes on bluesky" "there's no animals on bluesky." meanwhile my feed is like this:

Sticker seen in NYC

This has to be one of the biggest opsec fails I've ever seen in my life. The actual director of the FBI driving around in the most conspicuous vehicle imaginable made even more so by it being neon red.

not sure why but the voice in my head is steve-o today

Mainstream media is careful to tell a very different story. Believe your eyes, not your ears.

The lawyer who represented Osama Bin Laden just said there's no way they can keep representing Diddy lol

As always, @chriswarcraft.bsky.social is a real one.

Once you've been freedom fries'ed there's no turning back

Let him cook

helluva thread from the hellsite about the comically bad “savings” doge claims to have found (sorry for the weirdly sized screenshots, I had to squeeze everything into only 4 of them)

About to book a trip

I've always played comedy characters, because I was afraid of playing anything serious. In the last year, I've really opened myself up to playing more serious characters, with deeply personal storylines. And lately, I've been playing with some amazing roleplayers who deserve awards and flowers.

I've been able to brush off most of the erasure of trans people from government websites, but this one is REALLY getting under my skin. It's just complete revisionist history. How fucking dare they Old vs. new

we are existing in the most batshit timeline

NO CHARGES

Chrome's captioning feature is really exposing the fucking insidiousness of ads. Every time I go back to the YouTube home page, the closed captioning window pops up. No sound is playing, no video is playing. But it'll start spitting text out. I thought it was haunted, until it said "TurboTax".

My top Super Bowl memory is when Musk tweeted “Go Eagles” in 2023 from the game and then deleted it after a similar tweet from Biden got more engagement. Then he flew to Twitter HQ and demanded his workers find out why his posts were doing poorly, starting a multi-day fact finding mission.

i know ppl here do not enjoy screenshots of X but this one is such a great encapsulation of what it's become

Folks, the DOGE bro is linked to a cybercrime ring. He's linked to a satanic neo-Nazi cybercrime ring that extorts CSAM from minors.

you can’t say what should happen to people like this on the internet but you can think it and wish for it in your mind.

Scientists need to stop kink-shaming.

There is still beauty in this world

wow sometimes the words of wisdom on this show are so relevant to something happening now

They're realizing this NOW?

kissing in the name of

Every time someone wants to pull the "well what are YOU doing to fight fascism?" whenever I criticize Democrats I'm going to just reply "I'm keeping the people I love from drowning in despair".

Awesome. This is history, repeating itself.

I love that a white guy was flying the plane, a white guy was flying the helicopter, and a white guy gutted the FAA last week but somehow the blame is too much diversity.

Beef update: another blockage, another catheter. I am fully maxed out on all my cards now.

Just got this tip from an airline pilot

Lunacy

I love so much that I have a vet tech friend who agrees with my new vet test. It's really simple: 1. The person taking the call laughs at Beef's name. 2. The vet techs try to steal him away. 3. Beef doesn't hide when in the exam room. 4. The vet doesn't bodyshame my cat.

Hi. Jewish person here. These are concentration camps and should be called that by everyone.

Beef update: he is doing well. Bladder drained, stones removed. There's a spot on his bladder that's causing these crystals/stones and they're considering if it's worth a urethral rerouting. Unlikely, since it's his first obstruction. Also waiting on bacterial culture. But no kidney damage!