This has to be one of the biggest opsec fails I've ever seen in my life. The actual director of the FBI driving around in the most conspicuous vehicle imaginable made even more so by it being neon red.
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High level government officials all travel in identical black SUVs to prevent knowing who is in what vehicle. It could be anything from an Uber Black to a senator to a cabinet member but you don't know who exactly it is. This idiot lets everyone know.
And regardless about how you feel about Kash Patel, it is never good that the FBI director has made it this easy to identify him in traffic. Any random person could decide to target him.
Yes, but it is Kash Patel. So the bad thing isn't his being clueless about operational security and making himself an easy target; it's that he's FBI Director in the first place. I have a feeling this will probably self-correct. The dildo of consequences seldom arrives lubed.
Or the car could malfunction and decide to lock him inside it and spontaneously burst into flames with no way of getting him out. That is not outside the realm of possibility for those shitboxes.
Agreed. On the other hand he's a very tough man and can handle himself (or so he seems to imply), so I guess sometimes you just have to See What Happens.
If that were a headshot, and he went to a casting director for a part in whatever TV show/movie/Broadway show needed actors, he'd get hired immediately. That's not a mugshot, that's a glamour shot.
Part of me wonders if that's what he wants; for some rando to take a potshot at his vehicle and then he go can full-hog on making his own purges of the Government by arguing that the assailant was an "agent of the Deep State."
Good luck to any would-be assassin trying to pierce the door panels (and only the door panels) with a small caliber pistol (and only a small caliber pistol).
I'd call it Darwinism. If Patel is such an idiot he doesn't follow his security detail's expert advice in what I presume to be a bad case of edgelordery... he's only got himself to blame if someone with a grudge pings him and his loser car
He's doing this for a purpose. TO BE 🪤. So that the time comes when he's attacked, Trumpty Dumpty will have his excuse to invoke the Insurrection Act and before you know it, no one will have to vote anymore....
oohhh noooo I am now so suddenly worried about his well being - whatever shall we do? I hear those things are bullet and bomb proof so .... 🤷 Definitely no one should test that out.
Well when you put it like THAT...
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its not good. but let them live with inepitude. let them see the consequences of their stupidity and never ever let them forget how weak they made us in service of a mad man
Because he believes that he can cow anyone into submission…or make them disappear. This is about flaunting their power. They will start the high level renditions soon enough & that will shut even MORE people up. One people see what they are willing to do? He believes himself invulnerable.
Shoving trump’s mushroom in everyone’s faces.
It’s like being publicly humiliated, slapped around, and molested in front of the whole world. And Americans are just taking this?
God, they really have to make an effort at finding something about their god-emporer to idolize, huh? Like, the only thing any of these assholes have going for them is their brand.
The end of this being he annoys Elon too much and his Cybertruck has a self-driving snafu resulting in an unplanned rapid immersion in the Potomac would be hilarious
I don’t think men understand that we women KNOW why they drive these ass-ugly pieces of 💩. I don’t even know if they themselves are aware of why they’re drawn to these stupid looking hunks of junk, but we know…🤏🏽🍆
No one says stuff like that for fear of direct retaliation on the grounds that a "lesser" out thinks a "superior". Every time I need a laugh I watch the episode of Last Week Tonight on Turkmenistan's POS leader.
I thought that Trump doesn’t believe in climate change? Why would Kash offend dear leader by purchasing a vehicle that doesn’t support his “drill baby drill” policies?
It’s almost like Trump, Musk, Kash, and all the rest of the MAGA shitgibbons care more about enriching themselves than policy 🤔
because they love rubbing the fact that they are mobsters that have taken over the most powerful govt in the world in our faces every moment of every day
he didn't pay for that - it was a gift from the head of the crime family to go along with his new position -- it is a message to the rest of us who is in charge of our country -- the same way mobsters always act
At the projected weight of an armored Tesla, the range of driving will be very small, so we should be able to mobilize some great pop-up demonstrations around stalled-out government vehicles.
Metro Police in Las Vegas has 10 cybertrucks coming supposedly enhanced for police - including one for SWAT.
Why?
And wouldn't this further be a conflict of interest?
No cost was given, but I'm sure it was on the $2+ million range.
What a waste of tax dollars. 🤬
That's very Vegas. If trump were a city, he would be Vegas. Trashy money thinking they're classy and encouraging the absolute worst of everything about humans. This fits.
It’s amazing how Elon is making them all look ridiculously STUPID and the IDIOTS have no clue what he’s doing to them. His 4 year old Toddler can see it all clearly and is mocking them, so the whole world is seeing how WEAK the USA has become! FRAUD, WASTE and ABUSE is their game. Gaslight the USA!
Foreign/domestic terrorists as well as China/Russia/N.Korea I'm pretty sure already R planning attacks against us. America is going 2 find out having unqualified Fox hosts & Q running our country wasn't such a good idea.
That wrap also cost at least 5 grand and looks like absolute dogshit. Magas complain about bad spending, but to drop so much cash on something so useless which isn't even done well speaks volumes about where their intentions lie. Clearly these idiots have not had to budget anything important
well, yes, thats the plan - so far those idiots still dont suspect anything despite a few mishap explosion-fires. But as soon as they all roll around in my vehicle, I will issue order 0x58, and detonate them all!
These are the worst humans in every way. Personality disordered, spoiled, entitled bullies. No conscience or common sense. Have no ability to self reflect or learn from their many many many mistakes. The worst of us. Sociopaths should not be given tv shows, CEO positions, or ANY POWER OF ANY KIND.
America's enemies have what they want in it government. Or did you mean our former allies? I feel like our former allies maybe owe the American people one?
Cybertrucks seem like an unintentional self-prank on right-wing dweebs. "Hey everyone, look at me! I'm so loyal to my ideological cohort, I spent a mountain of cash on this ugly, disintegrating piece of trash I can never resell that makes me a flashing target for vandalism and contempt."
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If that were a headshot, and he went to a casting director for a part in whatever TV show/movie/Broadway show needed actors, he'd get hired immediately. That's not a mugshot, that's a glamour shot.
ACAB
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It’s like being publicly humiliated, slapped around, and molested in front of the whole world. And Americans are just taking this?
https://www.reddit.com/r/JamesBond/comments/1aem9dc/why_does_everyone_ignore_the_fact_009_is_dressed/?chainedPosts=t3_1cd2aul%2Ct3_6kv3bi
Which is not necessarily a bad thing
No one says stuff like that for fear of direct retaliation on the grounds that a "lesser" out thinks a "superior". Every time I need a laugh I watch the episode of Last Week Tonight on Turkmenistan's POS leader.
😭😂😭😂😭😭
So it's nice being this flashy, beware and keep a couple yards of distance.
It’s almost like Trump, Musk, Kash, and all the rest of the MAGA shitgibbons care more about enriching themselves than policy 🤔
James Thurber
How are these rolling death traps street legal?
https://bsky.app/profile/esqueer.net/post/3lizszulfjk2v
You just know Elon wants to do it
It's nice . . Let him drive it . . .
SUPER BARF
Why?
And wouldn't this further be a conflict of interest?
No cost was given, but I'm sure it was on the $2+ million range.
What a waste of tax dollars. 🤬
And vanity plates!?
Why is everyone in charge so disappointing?
This guy is gonna crash hard. Emotionally and vehicularly.
We *need* this!
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1874614362612326761
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1BTJVP3kFk/
You can peel off the paneling with one hand
If you slam the door too hard, the entire inside paneling breaks off
These are actually perhaps the most unsafe cars since smart cards
https://youtu.be/PK_EJ3DyiiA?si=C30ogDL-u38JoUKx
He has some nuanced takes on trucks tho
(See section where he kicks the peeled open, broken window as the mirror comes off with a kick)
Clipped a video 👇
Kash is likely already breaking laws
Ho hum, oh well, how sad.
Just skip the last 2 minutes to see what will happen to Kash.
Also, which gay leather fetishist is Kash buying his clothing from, because no straight guy is helping him pick out that outfit.
https://www.thedrive.com/news/tesla-cybertruck-isnt-nearly-as-bulletproof-as-elon-musk-wants-you-to-think
Edit: im informed Sean Bean was 006. Sigh
It's not even about understanding the job... or the responsibilities... or any of that reality stuff..