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Rub my belly. I dare you.
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You think Mike Johnson’s son gets notifications every time his dad jerks off to that neckussy?
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They’re all searching for new homes in Portugal.
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Americans love ethnic food—once it has been Americanized. Think Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, Panda Express, etc.
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Ask him if he still gets off on putting live baby chicks and mice into a blender
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There isn’t a single color above that neckline that is natural to a human being.
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The crime of not kneeling before the wannabe king
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Hope this is a parody post
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We don’t deserve her
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I wonder how much Russia paid Tim Pool for that eXcretion
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What about his other Tesla? The Cybertruck that Adin Ross very illegally gifted him during his campaign. PS: Why do people keep giving him cars, he’s never driven a car before, except for a golf cart?
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Most of us NEED healthcare BECAUSE OF our jobs!!!
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It’s already been 10 years. It’s gonna take 100 years.
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This right here!
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That’s a young Dr Evil
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Where is MTGs outrage that they have to wear mask?
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He proved his mettle dealing with terrorists in Call of Duty
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All those hours playing COD didn’t prepare them for this
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It’s the educational system that indoctrinates us into the idea of American exceptionalism, since WW2 at least. No other country makes their children pledge allegiance to their flag on the daily.
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If he’s not on ketamine, his creepy, grotesque squirming behavior becomes even more alien-lizard-like.
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Remember how the GOP fear mongered about imaginary “death panels” under Obama’s Affordable Care Act.
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But tiktok is the national security threat?
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I love this for them
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Elon is never going further than the 6 inches off the ground when he jumps for MAGA joy.
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Taco Taco Taco Bell!
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American companies like Walmart and Ford will still go ahead with their plans to raise prices.
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Remember how his mommy used to bring him lunch while he was in prison.
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Followed by a fresh attempt at dissolving the entire judicial branch
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Biden was a no wars president. First one this century. He did not send any troops into harms way, despite our enemies and allies both kicking off massive war efforts of their own.
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“Intelligence of the American people”???
“our shared values”???
Please acknowledge reality: There’s an enormous lack of intelligence and shared values among the American people.
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I forget everything after 12 hours. Sure there’s a brief highlight reel in my brain of a handful of moments. But I can’t even trust the accuracy of those either.
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It’s sad though when you realize none of this AI is actually intelligent. They’re just glorified search engines that present results in a way humans interpret as intelligent conversation.
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Guess what make the US the #1 economy and military power. California.
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Plus they are all wearing non-matching costumes. They’re not wearing officially issued uniforms and tactical gear.
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How’s Tim Apple feeling about the million dollars he gave to Cheetos at inauguration.
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Don’t believe Rick Scott
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Whether he knows it or not, your son has been vaccinated 5 times… in the most dangerous way you could possibly get vaccinated though.
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Because no woman, gay or straight, wants to hear about the latest Joe Rogan or Jordan Peterson podcast.
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It’s a bit disheartening to see comedians apologizing for jokes that were considered funny at the time. It seems like we’ve taken a step backward in terms of freedom of expression and the true essence of comedy, which is to entertain and provoke thought.
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Biden wouldn’t retaliate against them for exercising their rights and freedoms, especially on this day we honor those who supposedly fought to protect them.
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Can we stop saying they died to protect our rights and freedom? They gave it away. This military fetishism is a result of the nationalistic propaganda we were raised with.
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Showing off his circle jerking skills again
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We have to know how many “tabs” are open on your phone!
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I miss the days when The Onion was satire
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I lost faith in 2016
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I just woke up and this is the first post I see, Hank?
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Bobo did work at her own gun slinging, frozen food and E. Coli serving “restaurant” and before that she was the hardest working $15-Escort east of the Rockies.
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Obviously with a complicated name like that it must be an unnatural chemical additive
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Noem: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right to put down any dog, goat or migrant in a ditch with my 12 gauge. It obviously means Have Fun Making Corpses.