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David Byrne on HRT be like “AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF… GROWING A BRAND NEW RACK”

Fuck This. I've never done anything bad in the world

We decided to watch “School of Rock” last night because it has “Minecraft Steve in it” (I know…It is what it is) and I decided to google a bit and, yall, the little singer girl just got married to the big security guard boy /in real life/. She’s a OBGYN sonographer and he’s a music industry lawyer.

An actual 11/10. The game is also extremely good.

hellsite reupload - the wok left (ft. @ganglemanva.bsky.social)

Imprisoned between two planes

Someone learned a lesson

Rumor has it that the Oblivion remake will be the original engine "wrapped" in UE5 and I gotta ask... what the fuck are you people talking about???

This but instead of being the first to market, it’s about being able to express it in your own personal way.

Playing Disco Elysium with my Fiancé-Wife.

looking forward to stunt oscar bait season so i can see paul giamatti flip kick angus through a glass window in the holdovers 2

Opening and reading notebooks that are 5+ years old goes crazy because you get the ultimate feeling of “what the fuck was I cooking?”

Btw youtu.be/fCCAnnLRcgY?...

a major issue with video games is that they produce a bunch of people who consider themselves brain geniuses for solving problems that were designed to be solvable. as a remedy, we should be making more games that are actively and irreconcilably hostile to the player. thank you

The OP removed quotes but I’ll repost it I guess. Anywho: I agree with them. Many games have the issue of “I don’t want to miss anything” and I hate that. If the player misses something, that just means their playthrough is unique, which is great!

[every assassin’s creed game] NPC: hello it is i, your best friend wolfgang amadeus mozart! i made you this crossbow

Once again, nothing makes me feel mentally healthier than the feeling that life sucks right now.

Starting to think working with four programming languages in one day is breaking my brain

There needs to be a more violent version of animal crossing

i’m losing it

Today, I am calling on Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth and other top officials in the Trump administration to resign immediately due to their reckless and unlawful disclosure of national security secrets. Their actions have put our country at risk, and immediate accountability is necessary

The power of on-screen representation 😻🐈‍⬛

Shareholder value? Worthless. Shareholders do nothing.

They are not kidding: in times like these, making art helps. I have a lot of words about education, the coup by the profiteers, and the horrific way workers are being treated. I will express them via art.

We are proud to announce the formation of United Videogame Workers-CWA, a direct-join organization made of, by, and for workers of the video game industry! Learn more and get involved: uvw-cwa.org

Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries meet at midnight in a secret bunker and remove the keys each wears around their necks. With a deep breath, they count to three and turn their keys, unlocking the Dems most fearsome secret weapon: A YouTube video of the cast of Grey’s Anatomy lip syncing “Fight Song”

There two types of Treant/Dyads in fantasy: 1. The kind that is friendly and helpful to everyone that comes along 2. The kind that looks at civilized folk and say “Don’t get it twisted: you ARE the virus”

Good morning to all the gay people in my phone. I wanted to let you all know that there is a new Chappell Roan single.

When will you fucking idiots learn? THEY ARE GOING TO DO THIS ANYWAY. YOU MUST FUCKING RESIST TO SLOW THEN DOWN ENOUGH FOR THE COURTS TO CATCH UP. ITS LIKE YOU ARE OUT OF TOUCH WITH EVEN YOUR OWN WORK!!!

Metalcore bands will really make an album of 11 2-minute songs and then finish it with a single 16 minute ballad.

I told my mom that we probably won’t be able to travel because of the bullshit that is currently happening with the government and her only response was “so I can’t stay with you at your house???”

British Balatro be like +50 crisps

sorry for the twitter screenshot but this is incredibly important news

Someone in my neighborhood got a hound and now outside sounds like Caves of Qud.

that the decision to single out, detain &persecute someone for their political speech was made by those at the highest levels is the purest distillation of fascism. so many dems are silent bc, by framing anti-genocide speech as antisemitic for over a year, they helped create the conditions for this

With alt text. Including emojis as per the image.

It’s not uncommon for me to find peanut shells at the top of my stairs and now I know why.

Charli XCX Does Line Of Coke With 11-Year-Old Make-A-Wish Fan

Painful adoration