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Imma watch Conclave today and I promise not to smooch the screen when Stanley Tucci’s cheek is on it.

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AHHHHHHH LIFE HAS NO MEANING SO NOW I HAVE TO SHOOT A GUY ON A BEACH BECAUSE THE SUN GOT IN MY EYES AHHHHHHHHHHH How do any of you take the French seriously.

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How it feels to go to bed knowing that you have like 3 meals already handled by leftovers

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You really can just email Elon Musk at [email protected]

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They are just ignoring everything over on LinkedIn

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Iberian Kendrick Lamar be like “AIOLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII”

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Industry is actually run by absolute morons.

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Let’s attempt dumplings

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As someone in the market for wedding invitations, lemme tell you that e-commerce websites are actively hostile in their design. No wonder Amazon is fortnite dancing on the shambling corpses of retailers.

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We're stoked to introduce the 'No Gen AI' seal for indie games! Indie devs can use it on their game's store page to assure potential players that their game was made without the use of Generative AI. You can grab it from the Polygon Treehouse website:- www.polygon-treehouse.com/no-gen-ai-seal

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It's not complicated. They're just trying to stop women from being able to vote.

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My mom to me at the age of 12: You need to get a JOB and WORK! My mom calling me in the middle of my workday: I know you said you’re busy but I require the precise coordinates to a place to buy a tablet that is not an ipad and walk me through not just buying it but also connecting it to a printer.

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me: I was raised catholic but I'm not a follower of the church Francis: I can't say it outright but you need to protect migrants as much as humanly possible me: DEUS VULT, PAPA

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my wife watched this video and then immediately had us sit down and watch the movie since neither of us had ever gotten around to doing so. and it was, of course, so goddamn good... the power of a homoerotic pop music edit to bumping things up your watchlist

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My partner loves me and I have no doubt about that at all. However, if she ever saw the way I eat popcorn when I know I’m alone, it would make sense to start looking at me differently.

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Smoke detector? More like flavor detector.

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Kinda crazy that the refrigerator used to just be a rectangle attached to your wall that a guy would come put a big fuck-off block of ice in via the external wall of your house.

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I have covered NOAA and it’s work for like 15 years and this is brutal. If you’re there and want to chat or share anything, signal is davelevitan.26

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I finally bought a printer for character sheets and propaganda.

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Idk how to say it so this may not make sense but nothing is more mentally healthy than the crazy shit the past few weeks making you feel depressed/anxious. I look at my family members who are just in their own little world while all of this is happening and some have no idea that shit is happening.

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I am sending OTHERWORLDLY CREATURES to the DUST REALM (I’m vacuuming lady beetles all over my house)

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I’m going to be able to get a fountain Coke Zero at Costco????????LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

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She’s like a fucked up pokemon

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Nintendo just coming out and saying what everybody's thinking

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That education EO is nothing. Pure grandstanding. Linda isn’t even in the DOEd yet. Plus, our entire country went through a political feud about federal involvement in curricula and the conservatives won by making it so that states are essentially on their fucking own, locking out federal control.

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We are going live in TWO HOURS!!!! If we made half the charity goal before the stream even started I might actually lose my mind. SO EXCITED www.youtube.com/live/iQ1FbkI...

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The body of Christ would go crazy with 200mg of msg and a whole fuckin load of cheddar powder

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Just got news that I am now responsible for my local liquor store carrying Herbsaint.

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This is a great piece. "As deportations ramp up again, we have a choice: We can watch as our neighbors disappear or we can build on these proven strategies to protect the diverse communities we've built together."

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Comedians in cars getting sloppy and it's some middle aged stand up comedian talking the industry while Jerry Seinfeld sucks them off big time

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Don’t think I’ll download rednote but god damn is the content funny.

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I detest grocery stores on Sundays so much that I’m just going to make the fucking pasta from scratch tomorrow. Fuck the post-church rush that lasts all day.

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The Shock Doctrine by Naomi Klein

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Gavin Newsom tells NBC's @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social he's planning "LA 2.0" using upcoming megaevents — World Cup, Super Bowl, Olympics — as a deadline for the "pride and spirit that comes from not just hosting" but also "the opportunity to rebuild at the same time" www.nbcnews.com/meet-the-pre...

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if u dont have time to read the shock doctrine u can read this

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Looks a little dense from the outside but we’ll see what it looks like once it cools.

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