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Samantha is a beautiful genius who is nice and you love her.
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I saw a video of someone doing down-dog to up-dog and felt very jealous. 6 weeks til I can wrench around my bod

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I set an alarm for 2:15 A.M. to see the lunar eclipse bcos it feels romantic

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I'm changing my middle name to Shania

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

The address to one of the email groups I'm in at work got packaged in a 3PL leads bundle, so now I keep getting emails with headers that say URGENT LOADS??

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I hate online shopping

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Oh you have a cluster headache? Have you been listening to too much Zuckerzeit????

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Conflict? I'm pretty sure that conflict is abuse.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Back in-office and I'm loudly making everyone here promise me that they'll NEVER go to a chiropractor

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Can someone PLEASE watch Johnny Guitar so they can talk about Johnny Guitar w me

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Getting the Big Curvy Broad surgery was such a sick idea

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Having a penis and then fucking people with a strap is a good bit imo

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I once had a jumpscare on letterboxd when FDB liked one of my reviews. So, alerted to his existence on that platform, I poked around on his profile and saw that he was trying to pick a fight in the comments of some decade-old review.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

If cis liberals make the transgender mice thing their new hilarious meme catchphrase I’m going to walk into the East River

submitted 26 days ago • 8 comments

Back in-office after 5 weeks and 75% of the recycling bins disappeared

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Wearing an abdominal binder and a sports bra 24/7 makes me feel like I had the Robocop surgery

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

The people I post to impress are spread across like 3 websites now. What the hell

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Who could have imagined that having giant tits would make all of my clothes fit weird

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

Today I thought about kissing someone

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Watched Mallrats last night and I think that Kevin Smith should be in jail

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I started sending Lauren updates of my bellybutton

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

I remember getting the last surgery in early January and by early March I was doing the Samantha-Blair Endless Walk Dates w Jen so I know the turnaround can happen fast. I just miss spending time w people and being outside of my apartment

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

I love surgery. I do not love recovering from surgery.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Does the Times regret its contributions to those attacks?

submitted 49 days ago • 128 comments

Burn Your Fire for No Witness, MY WOMAN, All Mirrors, Big Time

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

My post-surgery caloric needs have driven me back into the arms of Burger

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Oh I almost forgot but my blood pressure before surgery was 111/72 and to distract myself from my nervousness I told EVERYONE

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

I've thought about starting a rumor that Travis Kelce used to go to Cleveland and Akron area indie dance nights in the early 2010s.

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

I worked in a factory and I spent a lot of time thinking about how it took everyone - whether they're really good at their jobs or really bad at their job - to get thru each day. Individual excellence didn't matter very much. The important thing was everyone pushing together.

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭Listening to Peter Weller in the RoboCop documentary paraphrase Verhoeven talking about how they took RoboCop's life and his identity but they couldn't take away his soul 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

[Superman by Goldfinger plays]

submitted 68 days ago • 16 comments

Being really fruity is an act of resistance

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

I should be allowed to take my bra off on the bus (the way where you do it thru yr shirt sleeves)

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments