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beef19.bsky.social
I like obscure references and tongue-in-cheek humor and I like Philly sports teams but I don’t like run on sentences or poor grammar or punctualization
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We're making all your websites shitty and evil. What are you gonna do, log off and spend time with your family

submitted 44 days ago • 236 comments

If I have a vice, I guess it has to be smelling the inside of fruit snacks packages for far too long before I throw them away

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Making sure no one at work ever attempts small talk at the water cooler again: “Is this Nosoupferyoutwo show really as good as people are saying?”

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

“Look at this fuggin guy.” -Pepper Leach, Major League

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

My brain while reading this: why would the Marlins trade for a slug… I wonder if marlins eat slugs… there’s a burger ad under a headline about Burger… I guarantee a Marlin would love a burger… man I’m hungry… @mlb.com

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Just like Jack Reacher can’t get past the shooter supposedly paying for parking because it just doesn’t add up, I can’t get past this guy choosing to enter a McDonald’s. Why not use the drive through?

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment