beef19.bsky.social
I like obscure references and tongue-in-cheek humor and I like Philly sports teams but I don’t like run on sentences or poor grammar or punctualization
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Looking forward to the Always Sunny episode on this
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How dare you
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aMEriCa FirST
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Headed straight to the ice rink
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Don’t got to come original don’t got to come original
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*Elf voice* Rodgrigooo, that’s fun to say
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TL;DR
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Lighthearted 5 second guitar riff as you briefly pause to watch a squirrel with an acorn in is mouth. Then it’s back to business.
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It looks suspiciously like a bot to capitalize real life
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Look at the exponential growth of Meta, it added 10M users this year! Time to #invest so our stock options go through the roof.
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Pain.
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He was always talking about her heart
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Here my bad lemme get that for you [punts it to the second floor track]
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You must declare.
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Maybe they’d have their own office by now if they’d just focus
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Driver, Baby.
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You’re a genius because you can’t make a lamp
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My god we’re launching murderers into space now?!
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[Thurman Merman voice] Pick up my own feet?
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Overrated just like his cousin Gregg!
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Trick question that’s Nicolas Cage wearing Arnold’s face
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WE DOIN’
Big Shrimpin’
Pass them please
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Viral tweet: What’s something Eve6 can post on both BlueSky and OnlyFans?
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Wow this is a good fact, but, and this is just one guy’s opinion, that - and again this is just me - doesn’t seem to fit the larger theme of “the most wonderful time of the year”
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He’s got such an advantage because he’s a right hand shot on the left wing…
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Would be pretty great to be able to say you’re the first German ice footballer to do zee breakdance spin on my back touchdown celebration. A true pioneer.
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Better than p down their leg like the NLCS im so sorry
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Billy Joel angled to sneak into this category 44 years ago. If you follow his logic - hot funk, cool punk, even if it's old junk - it’s still rock and roll.
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Really paints a delicious picture
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Yet another mystery to solve!
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True Scoob-heads know Scrappy is the son of Ruby Doo. Below I have pasted the ramily tree for future use.
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The original diss track
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Follow me for more McDonald’s thoughts
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And yet they’ve been giving the Hamburglar safe harbor for decades. It just doesn’t add up.
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Alright alright you guys got me
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After a murder of one, he’s not ‘round here anymore
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What is this food-ing?
Why it’s Christmas pudding.
We don’t have vanilla
But it’s no biggie
No chocolate either
But it’s real figgy
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Imagine a Wawa Wrapped that breaks out the annual nutritional content or in my case the annual gallonage of mayo from chicken salad intake
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It’s the Hot Rod soundtrack
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