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I like beer and making snarky comments about religion and conservatives 📍 Kansas City, MO He/Him
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Just the biggest bunch of whiny crybabies. The weakest of men

Morgan Stanley has money in Tesla stock so they're eager to keep the price inflated. Good luck with that! Keep it going! #TeslaTakedown

Always a Royal. 👑 Join us on May 31st for a pregame ceremony to celebrate Mike Moustakas' career as he retires as a Royal!

Hulu figured out I don't pay for live TV and ended the stream

I miss going to the movies, but the one in my neighborhood is $20 for a show. And before all the "gO tO sCrEeNlAnD!" people get in my replies, note I said MY neighborhood

Put your feet together for Mr. Tarantino!

Please cut to John Lithgow

Conan: You know, Anora is having a good night. That's great news. Two wins already. I guess Americans are excited to see somebody finally stand up to a powerful Russian.

No good billionaires includes Oprah

Since the president has signed an EO making English the official language of the United States, here is the first non-English copy of the Declaration of Independence, printed in German just days after July 4, 1776. We have always been multilingual. cdm16274.contentdm.oclc.org/digital/coll...

Despite being critically acclaimed with a highly successful festival run, ‘NO OTHER LAND’ has not been able to land a US distributor. It just won the #Oscar for Best Documentary.

You know that woman is insufferable at parties

The movie sucked hard, I don't care what the film students say, but she played Uhura so I'm glad she won

I was doing some chores during the commercial. If I heard right, Tim Allen has another sitcom apparently. Because we're on the worst timeline

If you work at the Washington Post, now is the time to resign. You’re a part of this now.

I can't imagine giving an acceptance speech in another language. I'd just wave and say thank you in that language

I haven't watched the Oscars in years because I'm just not an awards show person. But I am this year because I've missed Conan. Truly hilarious, and one of the best interviewers

I will never see her and not immediately think "damnit Johnny you know I love my beef n' cheddars!"

Ok also AOC and Elon Musk are not in a “tit-for-tat feud.” AOC is a duly elected member of Congress who operates under an oath to our constitution and Elon Musk is an unelected Nazi billionaire whose wealth makes him think he’s above the law and empowered to illegally torch our government.

What dirt does Shane Gillis have on Lorne Michaels where he keeps coming back? He's not funny. He's basic white guy humor and brings nothing original or intriguing. I'm part of the issue tho because dude gives me hardcore MAGA vibes. Like he should be on podcasts with Theo Vonn and Rogan

Watching Roman Holiday because it's one of those classic Hollywood films I've never seen. I'm most enthralled by a Rome not overrun with assholes like me crowding every space. The Trevi Fountain had like a dozen people around it

Kansas City's worst parking on the @kcstreetcar.org tracks while they went into CVS

It bears repeating.

It's so mortifying to be an American right now.

Half the time it's someone turning on their blinker, start moving over because there's room, then you can see the speed increase on the dashcam as he (always a he) speeds up to stop the other driver, then lays on the horn

I watched a dashcam vid on YouTube and because their algorithm is shit, that was then 90% of my recommendations. I leaned into it. I've watched hours of it over the last week. Conclusion? Everyone's an asshole in a car and sucks at driving. We're a nation of angry pricks

A French friend of mine is in San Diego for a real estate convention. He works for an American company. They started the meeting with the national anthem because this country has lost its damn mind

The U.S. government has put up a submission form for reporting schools who teach kids about “DEI.” It accepts file uploads. Internet, you know what to do enddei.ed.gov

I don't think it's ever a good idea to lionize or put a celebrity on a pedestal because no one can live up to that. But I will say as a middle aged white man, as far as I can tell, Bill Burr is the way. None of what he says or does appears performative. In a world of Joe Rogans be a Bill Burr

Decades in the making, the Berkley Riverfront continues to develop through growing pains www.thepitchkc.com/decades-in-t...

Today the team is performing “Simultaneous Start" tests of 3 streetcars on the southern extension. Each #kcstreetcar is loaded w/ approx 23,000 lbs to simulate a heavy passenger streetcar. Observations are then made on how the system responds.

Happy Public Schools Week! As a former teacher, I know that public schools are not just where our kids go to learn - they’re the center of our communities. That’s why I was proud to make the largest investment in public schools in state history.

Remember during lockdown when we thought we'd get the vaccine and usher in a new Roaring 20s? Turns out we skipped that and went right to the 30s

I really believe Southwest is the most fascist airline. No I will NOT explain myself

The best way to confront a bully about the misinformation he is spreading is to confront him in front of everyone. Macron just did that.

Embarrassing that Germany is now better at defeating Nazis than America is. We used to own them on that.

BREAKING: Pro-democracy forces WIN German national elections Disappointingly weak show by neo-Nazi AfD party supported by Elon Musk, JD Vance, and the Kremlin — they’ll likely again be SHUT OUT of the government Wonderful news for Europe — and critical for supporting Ukraine

BREAKING: Mexican President Sheinbaum argues that if cartels are deemed terrorist orgs, then the suppliers of weapons—over 74% of which come FROM the U.S.—should ALSO face accountability for enabling terrorism. As a result, Mexico is expanding its lawsuit targeting U.S gun manufacturers. 🇲🇽

i think this is basically what has happened a big chunk of the american pundit class