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Yousa tinking yousa people ganna die? Yes Jar Jar, I do.

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

random bowl in my fridge: ok cool i’ll hold this hummus for you, no prob 3 days later bowl: hey don't forget about the hummus 3 weeks later bowl: guys? when's next hummus night? ok I'll just wait here 2 months later bowl: what’s in the new bowl over there? hummus? Are you fuckin serious?

submitted 21 hours ago • 5 comments

Brevity

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

*leaving couples therapy So doc, I know this isn’t a contest, but if it were, would you say I won that round? I feel like I won that round

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Living well might be the greatest revenge, but the second greatest has got to be arson

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

submitted 20 hours ago • 3 comments

We're finally gonna get a James Bond movie where the villain is a union organizer

submitted 2 days ago • 109 comments

www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

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My dad was tortured by the Gestapo for 4 days and thrown in a concentration camp for being in the Norwegian Resistance. Growing up, he would tell me things he learned in the Resistance. I thought, I'm never going to need this stuff. Here's some of those things #Thread

submitted 95 days ago • 451 comments

Carmen Sandiego got Waldo a new sweater for Christmas, and now they're living in peaceful anonymity in Bognor Regis.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Ahem

submitted 1 day ago • 63 comments

MAN: This may sound odd, but I was born with five penises DOCTOR: Egads! How do your pants even fit!? MAN: Like a glove

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Most people don't know this but Ancient Rome was fully remote until Julius Caesar implemented a return to office program and well you know what happened next

submitted 3 days ago • 141 comments

finally.. mute user retweets next please

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

“Just ask him, Harry.” “I don’t think-“ “Ask him.” “Excuse me, sir? We’re trying to find the Holiday Inn Express.”

submitted 4 days ago • 10 comments

i try not to be too controversial on here but if you are pro pot holes do not even talk to me

submitted 4 days ago • 25 comments

lost my job as a funeral director for shouting "ACTION!" every time they wheeled a body in

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

I guess we’ve finally reached the point where clapping when a plane lands makes total sense.

submitted 4 days ago • 12 comments

Captures it perfectly.

submitted 6 days ago • 459 comments

DOGE Kid: Let’s go cut PBS funding Mister Rogers: bursts out of grave clad in golden chainmail, holding a sword of flame

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

i.redd.it/br7q6rimi5je...

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve increased the odds of an asteroid hitting earth in 2032 almost 2% with just the power of positive thinking

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www.theguardian.com/politics/liv... The opportunity part is to make large fractions of the workforce redundant, replaced with AI?

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Enjoying Sick Note. Sir Digby Chicken Caesar masquerading as a dr

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments