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30-something Mollusk. That is Old Kentucky Shark and he has always been there.
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Who is your birthday twin?

REED: “I do not believe you are qualified- I have reviewed the allegations and find them alarming… the totality of your own writings and alleged conduct would disqualify any service member from holding ANY leadership position.”

The greatest villain in cinema.

Imagine being a full grown adult. Like a whole ass 50 years old and putting on a "liberals suck" t shirt, looking yourself in the mirror, and thinking "yeah, I'm ready for family Christmas."

If you take it literally, “Last Christmas” by Wham! is a song about organ donation from the POV of a ghost.

"No, I want him to breath. I want him to be alive." - Walt Disney on the first life like animatronic This was the wildest line in @defunctland.bsky.social's new documentary. Walt really was playing god and had people clutching their pearls about an Abraham Lincoln robot.

I’ll be there

If you see anyone talking about how the Amazon strike could disrupt the flow of packages:

They cut pediatric cancer research out of the bill after President Musk got involved. Pediatric cancer research. Merry Christmas.

Lots of clarity today

Can someone remind Elon which party is in the majority in the House?

This post from @alexnpress.bsky.social is just too on the nose of how law enforcement is used and implemented to protect the capital of the obscenely rich.

Retain faith in our democracy

Get your fucking hands up. Get up out of your seat.

Was hoping for a Christmas miracle but no

Dear Price of Eggs voter, The melon-hued moron you elected says lowering prices will be too hard, but making Canada our 51st state would be a piece of cake. Priorities amirite.

The righteous, articulate rage of James Baldwin still rings true. 🔥🔥🔥👇

CAN THE MATRIX OF LEADERSHIP DO *THIS*, PRIME

Saw this on FB. #starwars

*some exceptions apply

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Embarrassed David Attenborough Realizes He Spent 10 Minutes Describing Stillness Of Duck Decoy theonion.com/embarrassed-...

1984: Transformers was introduced 1984-2024: something new was added to Transformers, ruining it forever

Sure, why not?

Just got the ok to share some more of my process leading up to the finished ‘89 Clayface piece I crafted for @farawaypress.com’ Batman: Resurrection. Here’s a look at some of my other concepts for the illustration- #Batman89 #BatmanResurrection

life lately 🦋🤍✈️📷

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if this t shirt offends you the bitch fell off

I’m a gun owner, and I respect the rights of responsible gun owners. That said, the second amendment will continue to be watered with the blood of children until the laws change.

i may not know “the reason” but i know my hooba stank

Trump confirms he wants to privatize the United States Postal Service. The post office serves everyone. Even rural areas. Privatization would mean a focus on profit, ⬆️ prices, and many left behind. But hey - at least Trump’s friends would get rich.

Every day I close myself off from the rest of humanity a little more.

There is a lot to enjoy here. The bemused face on the sheep. Joseph seeing an approaching asteroid. The camel puckering up. The floating Jesus. The fact it's an inflatable etc. Good work, Airdrie Tesco.

Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women

i hope the next person they give half my moveset to is at least kinda cool