Democrats are going to be shrieking at their relatives this Christmas that the super-real luggage ban is a part of Project 2025, and is a result of Januaty 6th.
That there's even a small percentage of the population that couldn't instantly get that this is an obvious joke is in fact an indictment on our society - agreed
Damnit again my immediate reaction was to believe it. These articles are too close to reality anymore. I don’t even know what satire should look at any more. Maybe “Trump declares Prime day a national holiday, except for Amazon workers.”?
OMG! Texas is pushing it to far! Holding Women as Hostages in the State of Texas! Women God forbid if your husband get a new job in another state. You do not need a piece of Luggage. Just stuff your Tote and purse. Ask your Mama to mail you the rest. Is it time to have Abbott removed from office.
This asshole has no
room to talk luggage,
'cause he has lots of
BAGGAGE in his
trunk(head)!
He's a sickF & a weirdF, who doesn't belong as a leader!
He's too fricken defective to be a
normal human being; he's not human or normal!
He needs to be wheeled-out (ejected) from his position ASAP!!!
👽🤮👎🏻
Id this serious? Bunch of cowards, aren't they! They have to put pregnant women in prison, for all intents and purposes, to enforce an immoral and abhorrent law in the first place? Cowards.
As a precaution against accidental pregnancy, all men in Texas will be rostered for a vasectomy. Proof of a negative sperm count will be required before enlistment in the military or employment by any government agency, including politics.
What’s the next thing they’re gonna throw at WOMEN? Not being able to buy a car or gas or airline tickets? Don’t need a suitcase to travel you can just get a large purse or a backpack. 🤭🤣
Not sure how I feel about satire at the moment. It feels wrong to make this a joke, because it is so heinous. I kind of wish The Onion could become a real news source because we certainly need one that we can trust.
He is suing other states for prescription an abortion pills. What part of not your jurisdiction does he not get. If they corelate it to murder you can't prosecute murder in another state.
He might legally have a case there, albeit not specific to abortion.
I think even with telehealth, doctors need to be licensed in the state they're practicing in. The doctor not being licensed in TX, while treating a patient in TX (regardless of what they were being treated for) is an issue.
It could happen. "For medical reasons" or whatever Judge Kacsmaryk thinks he can get away with. I'm surprised they haven't gone for birth control yet. It's in Project 2025. They could try it at the state level and see what plays.
This is the Handmaids Tale 100%. Every woman in the horrid, ugly state of Texas should revolt immediately. This is beyond acceptance at any level. It's time for immediate action against these medieval, barbaric gubernatorial dictates. What an ignorant state Texas is. I wouldn't live there !!!!!!!
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Is this a joke? Just a Australian wondering if I have missed something.
What type of sick and twisted person would even consider such a law? WTF
If this is true I would suggest you apply for Australian citizenship and enjoy the freedom you deserve.
a joke but not impossible
Our TX attorney general is suing another state for selling an abortion pill to a Texas woman. Some towns on route to New Mexico want to set up road stops so police can check to make sure no pregnant women are leaving.
OMG this is sounding like NAZI Germany.
Texan Men are looking like a bunch of shallow empty selfish losers who think they can control women. I hope Texan women are capable of showing these soft cock little boys to never fuck around with a strong tough Texan Sheila who is in full control of her Body
well it's quite possible we'll be as bad off as nazi germany, the prospects are looking bad and sadly the rest of the world will be affected in one way or another (so sorry) Appreciate your concern.
It is obvious that it all comes down to religion so I would urge everyone to proudly proclaim Atheism and live a peaceful life with no mental barriers or fear. Your reflection in the mirror is what you should worship.
Time to take control of your life and drive down your own path towards freedom.
How do they plan on making sure no pregnant women leave? Visual inspection is faulty. I mean, I don't have ovaries anymore, I'm just fat, while lots of actually pregnant women don't show for SEVERAL months. Are... are they going to make every woman they see pee on a stick?
How would the TX police who stop travelers know whether or not a female in the car is pregnant? A lot of females’ pregnancies don’t “show” until at least the 4th month.
It's all crazy and violates HIPPA laws but they want to surveil medical records. After 47 starts his admin he will probably make things easier for them to do so.
The evil swine on wheels, Greg Abbott, will do anything performative to get attention and assert his White Male Supremacy over anyone else - especially women.
So: Texas is taking away the freedom of pregnant women to buy luggage, to keep them at home. Is Texas a frustrated, unskilled parent of children? How far is our Federal gov't going to let states go in harassing & controlling citizens? Are there no limits to the freedoms the state can take away?
The onion is satire, they are using irony to make fun of the right. Although I wouldn't put it past texas to attempt something along those lines, if they are to be successful in implementing that, thats another story.
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I didn't realize that it reported real news?
room to talk luggage,
'cause he has lots of
BAGGAGE in his
trunk(head)!
He's a sickF & a weirdF, who doesn't belong as a leader!
He's too fricken defective to be a
normal human being; he's not human or normal!
He needs to be wheeled-out (ejected) from his position ASAP!!!
👽🤮👎🏻
And then you see it's The Onion.
Nothing would surprise me at this juncture.
This is what American women voted for.
FAFO.
That this seemed even remotely plausible…we live in the dumbest timeline.
🤣🤡
"THE ONION".
https://statutes.capitol.texas.gov/Docs/PE/htm/PE.43.htm#43.23
These are the nutty ass things they pursue, as they do nothing real FOR YOU !
It's beyond Handmaids and heading into a dystopian Mengele
I think even with telehealth, doctors need to be licensed in the state they're practicing in. The doctor not being licensed in TX, while treating a patient in TX (regardless of what they were being treated for) is an issue.
It's messed up no matter what, but strictly going off the law, TX may have the legal upperhand in this instance.
Abbot: To The Onion! Oh yea I'm in!
Quit giving them ideas
This is creepy overreach .
The women there must be fine with this oppression.
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Tragically, satire is now just sad…
What type of sick and twisted person would even consider such a law? WTF
If this is true I would suggest you apply for Australian citizenship and enjoy the freedom you deserve.
in Adelaide. But hey weird times makes it believable.
Thank goodness it’s a joke.
Our TX attorney general is suing another state for selling an abortion pill to a Texas woman. Some towns on route to New Mexico want to set up road stops so police can check to make sure no pregnant women are leaving.
Texan Men are looking like a bunch of shallow empty selfish losers who think they can control women. I hope Texan women are capable of showing these soft cock little boys to never fuck around with a strong tough Texan Sheila who is in full control of her Body
Time to take control of your life and drive down your own path towards freedom.
Nothing about Texas is very funny lately.