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It’s awesome that America’s impotent opposition party and its media apparatuses are just as stupid and conspiracy-brained as the right

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he's really so stupid and I can't stand it. if you warmed up mars and melted the water, the water would evaporate into space. Mars can't have a habitable atmosphere in its current state bc it has no magnetic field. solar winds strip away everything that isn't stuck to the surface.

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For Long Library, I wrote about Trap, Juror #2, and what it means to interrogate the American family in a modern studio film. Hope you enjoy! peterraleigh.substack.com/p/their-chil...

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id love to do some blow with this guy while we listened to the soundtrack from "the hunger" and smashed bottles

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

THE MATRIX RELOADED (2003)

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These people don't believe in anything but their own resentments.

submitted 4 days ago • 10 comments

wearing sunglasses, doing drugs, wielding a chainsaw recklessly…there’s not a thing on this earth that Elon Musk can’t make seem uncool.

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Can’t wait for The Chronicles of M, the Q Files, and Moneypenny’s Misadventures because what the world really needs is to stripmine every element from every franchise, forever t.co/8dxKrN4v0A

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It’s so funny that the lesson Democrats took from 2024 is they simply didn’t Message Their Accomplishments Hard Enough. The real issue is: The amount of people who benefit from their tepid nibbling around the margins of capitalism is too negligible to swing elections

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Ghostbusters II deleted scene where Spengler and Stantz impregnate the Statue of Liberty with specter semen to defeat Vigo the Carpathian

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Apparently I cannot tell someone being an obnoxious harasser on Twitter to “go kiss a chainsaw” without being reported for violent speech. But hey, at least Adolph Hitler has a verified account!

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Only a top-50 liberal arts university? Get a load of this fucking peasant, what a rube 🫵🫵🫵

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Unlike you (I suspect), I have a BA degree in Sucking Dick from a top-50 dick sucking university, and (I suspect unlike you), I’ve been following global POV porn for 40+ years, concentrating on tickling the balls. What are your credentials for understanding basic concepts?

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Couldn't be clearer that Democrats aren't a party in the way that Republicans are a party. The GOP has an ideological project. They build power to accomplish specific things. The project of the Democratic Party is getting Democrats reelected. 80-90+% of Congress is, so it doesn't take much effort.

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Gordon, it's 10:10 a.m. on February 16th #PhillipJeffriesDay

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Joseph McCarthy couldn't have dreamed about doing what's happening right now.

submitted 19 days ago • 5 comments

The “Stop Fascism” party can’t even push past building security

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Caught the trailer for The Monkey during the Presence (Soderbergh, 2024) pre-roll and I cannot describe how tedious it looks. Ohhhh excess gore played with a heavy nod and wink towards the audience, how BOLD and VISIONARY zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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The Fantastic Four trailer looks like one of those Midjourney “make a movie in the style of” atrocities. No breath, no pulse, not a single solitary sign of life.

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It’s so funny watching Democrats scramble to explain why Trump can issue executive orders but Biden was constrained by The Rules. They’re just gonna whine forever to the Norms refs who don’t exist.

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(Sees Israel perpetrating a 1+ year genocide against Palestinians in furtherance of the Zionist project driven by the spectre of Hitler and Nazism): Proceeds to call everything and everyone they don’t like Hitler or a Nazi. Doing hasbara for free.

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"Speaking truth to power" always implied that "power didn't know" and that "power cared." Both are incredibly daft assumptions.

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

We really don’t need another 4000 posts doing either the Surprise Pikachu Face or Told You So’s about liberal bigotry. Yes, they’re racists. And just like the extreme flavor, they don’t care to amend their behavior.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Victorian gold charm with a tiny demon that pops out opened, ca 1880. Worn as a reminder to resist the temptation of alcohol.⁠

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My little eulogy for a man who not only changed my life, but provided a character so filled with love and empathy in the face of immense pain it transcends into something else altogether. artsfuse.org/304514/arts-...

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They’re all the same picture: Bloodless statements with no intention to wield power behind them.

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Soon: Oscar winning movie Emilia Pérez

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In the key of Tetsuo from Akira (1988): BONELLOOOOOOOOO

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Barbie

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Even with the ceasefire, my sentiment is still the same as it was on October 7th, 2023: I hope Hamas wins. Palestinians deserve nothing less than total liberation from the Zionist swine.

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bob’s big boy as of saturday nite.

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We’ll always have Twin Peaks. Thank you David.

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remembering David Lynch, for @newrepublic.com. newrepublic.com/article/1903...

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they got better phone apps for kids, dank food, hot babes, sick electric cars, megacities that make ours look like hovels. we are toilet nation, mark. the hyperloop pedophile has strangled our ability to have good shit. deal with that first you fuckin dope

submitted 47 days ago • 24 comments

Mark Zuckerberg watching more and more users choose Xiaohongshu over Instagram Reels and ordering the release of Slur Update Omega

submitted 47 days ago • 34 comments

Your party just ran a presidential campaign where you stuck the dick and balls of the business industry so far down your gullet, you lost to Donald Trump for a second time.

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[werner herzog voice] the looney tunes are an abomination. the little bald man shoots the duck in the face but he lives. the coyote is crushed by many anvils, and yet he continues. these unnatural beings cannot die - and without death, what is the value of life itself?

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“Looting” is what’s actually about to happen when the rapacious land development and real estate agencies sink their claws into the flesh of Los Angeles

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lmaooo LET HIM COOK

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Started watching Time and Tide (Tsui Hark, 2000) last night. It’s crazy how I can throw on a random Hark and see 2 dozen shots and edits which cause my eyes to slowly roll back into my skull in ecstasy.