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This is the way.

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Why is rent in February the same cost as rent in a month with 30 or 31 days? I demand 2 days of rent discounted!

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Heaven Installs Spikes To Keep Cherubs From Shitting On St. Peter’s Gate theonion.com/heaven-...

submitted 3 days ago • 35 comments

How it started. How it’s going

submitted 5 days ago • 267 comments

"I like all music except country" HA! We'll see about that, buster. You will be on hands and knees BEGGING for Willie Nelson by the time I get you through this atonal sonata for saxophone and reversed tape of bonobo mating calls

submitted 5 days ago • 13 comments

Abortion bans kill women.

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

look, it’s really simple: owns several car dealerships, can’t spell bourgeois: blue collar working class adjunct professor surviving on black coffee and tofu, can spell bourgeois: bourgeois

submitted 9 days ago • 29 comments

DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series

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I hate these AI freaks so much man.

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Many are chuckling at the Prius nonchalantly passing by, but what really takes me out is the single windshield wiper the length of a medieval claymore

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social

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This is killing me dude these are the dorkiest vehicles ever made These make the PT Cruiser look cool

submitted 11 days ago • 8 comments

A summary of Elon Musk and DOGE’s goals:

submitted 13 days ago • 21 comments

⚪️ Evangelicals mad because Kendrick showed how easy it is to call out predators on stage but they won’t do it.

submitted 14 days ago • 281 comments

I’m telling you, Trump is the Antichrist. Vance is the Antipope. Repeat it. Spread it. Mention it. In group chats, at work, in casual conversations.

submitted 15 days ago • 22 comments

I saw some big flashes of light around 4:45am last night here in Richmond, VA. Did I see a UFO?

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

This was a hard one to condense into four panels

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Read it slowly and understand it. 😳🥺 Repost 👇🏾 👇🏾

submitted 16 days ago • 378 comments

Super Bowl Coin Toss Fractures World Into Infinite Multiverses Where Eagles Win, Lose, Earth Explodes theonion.com/super-bowl-c...

submitted 16 days ago • 64 comments

Watching the puppy bowl with my best puppy friend

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Butterfly emerges from stellar demise in planetary nebula NGC 6302. (Hubble) 🔭 🧪

submitted 16 days ago • 42 comments

Just might work! 😂

submitted 17 days ago • 142 comments

Full size image of iconic Pillars of Creation. By JWST. 🔭 🧪

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ok, so basically I'm trying to make this post go viral.

submitted 21 days ago • 508 comments

INVESTORS SHOCKED THAT THE LEOPARD EATING THEIR FACE SONG WAS ABOUT THEM THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME.

submitted 23 days ago • 31 comments

The U.S. anthem at Canadian rinks should be played by a 10-year old on a recorder until the tariffs are lifted.

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I’m a little disappointed he didn’t co-write this one with Josh Barro

submitted 25 days ago • 28 comments

Flu Vaccines: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/flu-vac...

submitted 25 days ago • 9 comments

Opinion | The way to avoid tragedies like yesterday's crash is to use hiring practices that put only the most qualified people in important federal jobs. by Pete Hegseth and RFK Jr.

submitted 27 days ago • 37 comments

Trump cabinet meeting be like:

submitted 27 days ago • 20 comments

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

submitted 27 days ago • 3790 comments

I love @theonion.com

submitted 27 days ago • 407 comments

Generative AI is a solution that is, with increasing desperation, searching for a problem

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Soldier Returning From 2096 Cyber War Reunited With 8-Year-Old Self theonion.com/soldier...

submitted 29 days ago • 27 comments

I am opposed to a car centric society but I love country music about trucking

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

I outed a bot supporting Elon Musk today! A win is a win

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| DAWs should not default to 4/4 time signature |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿| \ (•◡•) / \ / —— | | | |

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This bird clock is one of my favorite thrift finds. My grandfather had a very similar clock in his apartment and when he moved into a senior home I’m not sure where it ended up. When I saw this on the wall of Furbish thrift I got so excited to bring a piece of him into our home. 💖

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

One of my favorite thrift finds ever has to be this small barbed wire diner plate. What are your favorite thrift finds?

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Poll: Elon Musk has the lowest favorability rating of any incoming president in modern American political history.

submitted 34 days ago • 20 comments

I’m trying to make some extra cash so I can afford these damn tariffs next month. Please subscribe and share for peaceful music made without AI! youtu.be/fQDokCF8zl4?...

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Conservative Outraged Tampons Available In Men’s Grocery Stores theonion.com/conserv...

submitted 35 days ago • 89 comments

How come women always talk about how Pete Hegseth assaulted them, but never mention that the assault has been forgiven by his faith in Jesus Christ? by Kayleigh McEnany

submitted 35 days ago • 76 comments

The Linda McMahon endorsement for Secretary of Education is particularly egregious as she is currently being sued for covering up an interstate child sex ring.

submitted 44 days ago • 13 comments

Some vintage and antique postcards I picked up from the Williamsburg Antique mall to add to my collection! #vintage #secondhand #thrifting #antiques

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