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Ben Franklin absolutely would’ve spent time in the jail cells at the Linc
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As someone who also occasionally gets runaway hiccups, it’s a blessing.
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Weird innit?
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Doo doo
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Like just dip a standard spoon in plain sugar and slam it.
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Raw. You can probably wash it down after but may just unintentionally reverse it.
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Straight down the gullet
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Never thought to look. But it do.
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I’ve technically never smoked prescription weed.
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To be fair Catcher in the Rye IS trash. Just not how they mean it.
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Spoon full of sugar. Sounds crazy, I know.
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Keys jangling
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This has Gorilla Channel written all over it…
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Fort Worth sucks.
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Can’t joke these days. You might actually manifest it into reality.
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I’d love to say Texas would fight back but this is so right coded we’d roll over like the dogs we are.
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The text I send to my friends after a big night out.
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Not fixing.
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Was referring to the emotionally complex and politically divisive films Muppet Treasure Island and Muppet Christmas Carole. Sorry for the confusion.
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We need more popcorn fare out of the muppets and fewer think pieces.
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I’m aware of the Oscar winning film Muppet Treasure Island and that’s beside the point.
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Man I used to stay up late and sneak out into my grandfather’s living room to watch Alfred Hitchcock Presents on his in-cabinet tv.
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The Pirates movies should’ve starred mostly muppets.
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But name funnier for fantasy team name rhyming purposes.
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Dropping Nutts on Bluesky can get you in trouble these days.
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We really peaked with DVR and early iPhones. You only had one device and one place where you watched TV.
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What is your fucking problem?
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Jillian Michaels climbing on top of the dais like a goblin, screaming "kill that little girl inside you who wanted to help people and get JACKED!"
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This isn't a horrible idea. Every year you voluntarily serve in politics after you turn 65, you give up that year of your government pension.
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FUCK THAT. We just want to be left alone and not blamed for every fucking ill that plagues this country. Bitch! I'm 40. I've earned the fucking right to say someone is old and washed.
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I think "right funding" is the problem.
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How is the retail commercial real estate lobby not killing this thing? Half the strip malls in Texas are gonna have to close if this thing passes.
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The “Lets tell teens they can’t do stuff” work ONCE challenge.
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Wait till you discover The Smiths did the Netflix “tudum”.