bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social
dad, amateur podcaster
Not really Bartolo Colon
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if only we could be absorbed as the 11th province, it would be a great deal for us
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Every time you tacitly agree to accept that Black inferiority is worth debating rather than an obvious lie, you honor the lie! It's not neutral! It does not need to be debated and investigated.
You are not being objective, you're getting rick-rolled.
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my understanding is most of the 3rd base reps go to the youth pastor
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Luigerotica
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I do not care for this Pete Hegseth fellow
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it's not the biggest issue with the guy but watching his delivery upsets me on a visceral level
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10 years ago we had Bob Eggs, Bob Tits, etc etc
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only way to wash your hands in this bathroom is with a Well, Actually
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male privilege is never having to even consider having Elon's weird babies
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damn I hope his boss sees this
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Chinese counter-intel gonna run out of bullets executing our whitest spooks
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damn your organization carries water for Trump 1 time and all the sudden no one trusts your work anymore
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I bet she calls Maryland a southern state
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you need a phrase to help get into the accent, and that phrase for SA is "diplomatic immunity!"
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this is why that earl invented the sandwich, so meals wouldn't interrupt his doomscrolling
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that's True Love ❤️
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also seems bad that someone's work was opposition to rape and they had to do it for a whole life, feels like something that shouldn't have an opposing side.
and yet...
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which side you think you'll go with??
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this is a great reminder that you said "ideas for dipshits" not "bad ideas"
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did he say "y'all are like the J6 insurrection" or "ALL y'all are like the J6 insurrection" the difference is important
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ty 4 ur transparency 🙏
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the people demand to know: are you a sentient toilet?
to be clear, will vote for you regardless, just want to know
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Be gay, Do crimes, Establish the dictatorship of the proletariat
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tbf Elon Musk saying he's going to do something historically means that thing will probably not happen
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Chef's kiss on calling people born into immense wealth "high-agency"
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eventually they will just call it "a salute"
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Feds who voted Trump and are now crying that it wasn't supposed to go down like this are the best argument that these agencies are overstaffed with people robbing the American taxpayers
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that's why my ALFHOG substack has 125k subs
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I'm calling for a shutdown on middle aged white men until we figure out what the hell is going on
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feels wrong that you and Roth are depriving your audience of your chiseled good looks and statuesque physiques
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jfc
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he's ripping off Argentina's prez!
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and now millions of Americans will suffer
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getting to the airport 4 hours early to die in my plane crash
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America now operates on a CaaS (Citizenship-as-a-Service) model, please send me $12,000 before your license lapses
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when the dems do it it's communism
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unfortunately for him I believe his brand is being a dipshit
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the real hero is free 2-day shipping on select purchases
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he should have to disclose this in every article he writes
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trying to lure in clients to immediately hit them with a sexual harassment lawsuit
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maybe the guests can dodge a question by chugging a glass of milk, and there is a mix of pasteurized and raw milk to up the stakes
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PE-backed patriarchy is doing this to the 2 of you specifically and it's time for America to say "enough of this shit"
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only way Texas gov could have predicted this is if they listened to a single person who knows anything and isn't a huge piece of shit