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(Any pronouns) (amab) IM SO THIRSTY FOR MEN ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY 😭😭😭
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" surprise attack!! " . . . #sidlink #シドリン #BOTW #BreathOfTheWild #LOZ #LegendOfZelda #Link #PrinceSidon

POV you’re Elon musk going on Bluesky

@elonmusko01.bsky.social why the fucj did you follow me bitch

I love bluesky’s community, but I don’t think twitter-like platforms are my jam Ykwim?

all I’m making for thanksgiving is red lobster biscuits from a mix. What are y’all making for thanksgiving

I’m not a huge fan of Christianity tbh

Halloween

6-Year-Old Shits Out Half-Assed Hand Turkey

@duolingoverde.bsky.social I’m out of streak freezes and I won’t be available to practice at all tomorrow what do I do

Good Mood Wasted On Coworkers theonion.com/good-mood-wa...

Hi, I’m God. Vaccines save lives. Love, God

I randomly just stopped using Bluesky I gotta start reading my feed more

Music peaked at Banana Man by tally hall

The rest of media is an echo chamber for the right. The left isn’t allowed one place to exist?!?

HAPPY FEMBOY FRIDAY ALL!!!

Hello can I offer some Rosie in these trying times?

I gained a lot of new faces overnight. A brief PSA about being in Farleytown: - everyone is welcome here. - everyone deserves to laugh. Thank you and have a great Friday!

*Waking up* "No please not this again"

Date Idea: You come over to my place & we build a lego set together. As we build, so does the sexual tension. We look at the masterpiece that we’ve created & then have sex.

Trump Boys Get Weird Feeling After Uncle Elon Shows Them Busty Anime Cat Girl theonion.com/trump-boys-g...

It’s nice to know that in the United States a rapist still can’t become Attorney General. Just president.

Day 1021 of poorly drawn stuff until YouTube brings back the dislike count or I rest

I’m scared of @tagreatpapyrus.bsky.social

uber eats: u look hungry me: ya uber eats: but ur so fuckin lazy me: ya uber eats: i bet little piggy wants a 15 dollar ice cream cone delivered me: ya

I can do double this number and still keep up the femboy physique

@tagreatpapyrus.bsky.social im firing back

this is kind of a wild question but do yall ever unconsciously jerk off a tv remote while your watching tv or is it just me