Greatest burrito-eating tragedy of our lives: got the kids burritos at the airport on a connecting flight. The youngest decided to put his leftovers. Little pieces of rice and single beans littered his clothes and the AirBnB for days!
Accurate. Sadly the real cause of most burrito tragedies is flaws in the burrito’s construction and no amount of technique can save you from weak tortillas and the hubris of too much filling.
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I guess all our lives cross paths with The Onion in the Age of Idiocracy.