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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

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@samalexis.bsky.social

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Folder? I hardly know her!

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ok now we got entering *and* leaving the room all covered

submitted 17 days ago • 32 comments

Don’t you, Courgette about me 🎵

submitted 15 days ago • 26 comments

It was my hate name that trended on Twitter

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@samalexis.bsky.social

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Good morning Happy Earth Day

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currently at the annual Conference for Racial Hygiene, and i notice a striking lack of leftists here, which just goes to show how little they care about hygiene

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Fanondorf

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You got me shitting and crying

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woke and DEI get removed, economy instantly crashes.

submitted 47 days ago • 274 comments

Lmbo

submitted 50 days ago • 62 comments

No champagne? No cocaïne ?

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Huh, weird

submitted 50 days ago • 126 comments

Photo realisdick

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Still thinking about the male elephants

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So, like a cock ring

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Slash stories as a site of carnival

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burning down forests so that we can be wrong most of the time www.cjr.org/tow_center/w...

submitted 57 days ago • 11 comments

In your endo

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She/he hoe

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I have nine children living in a $9,000,000 life-sized replica of the Titanic and if they develop psychic powers they don't die 🥰

submitted 62 days ago • 33 comments

I built a utopian city, and as long as this tortured child stays in this basement, the people of Omelas get to live here!

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@samalexis.bsky.social

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a sequel where they decide to kill the alien instead, called Et Tu

submitted 67 days ago • 7 comments

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

submitted 75 days ago • 87 comments

Balatro 2:

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Cock cageian

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Daily Mountain Eagle, Jasper, Alabama, November 25, 1914

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There's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for

submitted 75 days ago • 9 comments

Monster X Hunter

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al green was the only democrat who did anything worth noting to oppose trump so of course he must be punished for that crime

submitted 76 days ago • 65 comments

Interracial marriage did not cross 50% approval in the US until 1996, when I was 30 years old. Good political messaging drives opinion, it doesn't follow it.

submitted 76 days ago • 234 comments

Spring boot the house down

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Bruno Marx

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À Pompéi, la découverte d’une nouvelle fresque à couper le souffle redéfinit la place des femmes dans la société romaine ➡️ https://l.humanite.fr/T2X

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Navigaux

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these guys are so delusional. the trajectory of history is actually going to be like this [joke]

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submissive and popeable

submitted 88 days ago • 16 comments

👽 New comic: Alien Landing 👽

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