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There's so much news happening these days :( I wish I could find a website where a series of journeyman stand-up comedians would angrily resummarize headlines they half-understand about it

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Reminder

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

how hard is it to message “rfk jr had his brain eaten by worms and wants to bring back diseases only pirates used to get”

submitted 5 days ago • 20 comments

Baller move on Thomas Paine’s part naming the pamphlet “common sense”; gonna write up a political pamphlet called “blisteringly obvious protips”

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Supreme Court rules 6-3 that Teslas are priced to move with $0 down and no payments for 48 months

submitted 20 days ago • 217 comments

America is under siege by a surprising force: losers.

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broke: anxiety and depression runs in my family woke: my bloodline carries an ancient curse

submitted 28 days ago • 5 comments

somehow its possible to feel really lethargic and sad but also gripped with a panicky terror like something awful is about to happen at any second. the human animal is truly amazing

submitted 36 days ago • 14 comments

God keep me from ever completing anything.

submitted 36 days ago • 3 comments

Musk's whole deal is to pretend that no one knew how government bureaucracy worked before, like it was this big mystery box, and it's exactly that combo of stupidity and arrogance that pervades silicon valley and leads to them reinventing a city bus and thinking they're Isaac Newton

submitted 37 days ago • 19 comments

bro no wonder you got hoisted on your own petard. you forgot to gird your loins dude

submitted 37 days ago • 2 comments

This will be resistlibs in 2026

submitted 48 days ago • 19 comments

We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life

submitted 62 days ago • 382 comments

the myth of Orpheus teaches you that you too can forsake worldly attachment in exchange for mystical knowledge and then get beaten to death by a group of beautiful drunk women

submitted 52 days ago • 7 comments

TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board

submitted 97 days ago • 43 comments

the creation of the spicy italian sandwich is the closest humanity has gotten to touching god

submitted 125 days ago • 152 comments

as horrible as it is theres something darkly comic about the Department of Efficiency having 2 chairmen

submitted 139 days ago • 276 comments

White women in Arizona voted for Donald Trump and for a state constitutional amendment to guarantee abortion rights, protecting their interests but nobody else's. Seems significant

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ACAB includes disney adults

submitted 147 days ago • 3 comments