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I love you @andyrichter.co and I really wish you still controlled the universe.

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You take Tool’s name out of Elon’s mouth! 🤣

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

NGL been crying for the past 20 minutes. This is fucking traumatic. I know I’m taking it personally but fuck… nobody should have to take that level shit from anybody, least of all a fucking WORLD LEADER, a hero. We are led by a swamp of fucking disgrace.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Sometimes it feels like I’m going crazy, because there is something that is right in front of our faces, has been for years, and nobody of consequence ever says it: Donald Trump works for Vladimir Putin. How much more proof does anyone need? And what is anybody going to do about it?

submitted 12 hours ago • 428 comments

We will never be a monarchy. Know that. To quote the LOTR trilogy: Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king.

submitted 12 hours ago • 542 comments

Every child of a narcissistic parent just got nauseous watching T***p go full DARVO at Zelenskyy. Add in his flying monkey JD. It’s chilling. This is so bad.

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

If you’re still traumatized by elevator shafts because of LA Law, time to schedule a colonoscopy.

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Do gerbil balls come in human size?

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Massive encroachment by Bezos into The Washington Post’s opinion section - makes clear dissenting views will not be published I still have not felt encroachment on my journalism on the news side, but if Bezos tries interfering with the news side I will be quitting immediately and letting you know

submitted 3 days ago • 732 comments

an opinion section that only has one person's opinion is just a blog

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

One of the Trump Administration’s conditions on disaster aid is to eliminate the California Coastal Commission. Look up Altadena, it’s where one of the fires happened. What does an inland community have to do with this? Nothing. Trump Admin should be ashamed.

submitted 2 days ago • 64 comments

my therapist: ok so, like, I understand the country is falling apart and you are scared and actually I’m kind of scared too and idk, have you found any good coping strategies? anything that helps? me: mostly just playing the HGT song my therapist: what song? me: omg I’m about to win therapy

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Narrator: Bongino is of course a far right podcaster.

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Me: ((end rant)) sorry my analogies aren’t great,.. Him: well, they’re certainly long…

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Okay, sone of these breakfast recipes… how fucking early are you people getting up??? Seriously, I’m not baking whole-ass potatoes before 8am. Get over yourself.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Listening to my husband answer the question “what do you remember last in Severance?” is PHYSICALLY PAINFUL. ‘The nerdy guy was doing something in the other office’ is not helpful.

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Fuck Bill Maher. I would follow @jonlovett.bsky.social into Mordor. You have my sword.

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The video is a bit confusing but the rear car has modified his vehicle to project the anti elon, anti cybertruck images onto every cybertruck he sees

submitted 9 days ago • 29 comments

OMG OMG OMG OMG @karaswisher.bsky.social is on this weeks ep of @paulapoundstone.bsky.social’s podcast????? FANGIRLING MODE IN OVERDRIVE! 😍

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I’m gonna need you to keep our lady’s name out of your mouth please and thank you #fuckHoman

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Go ahead. Let the people see you for what you are.

submitted 11 days ago • 5970 comments

@astarionapologist.bsky.social well that’s the most accurate description of you ever… 🤣👍🏼🖤

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Rewatching Inglorious Basterds again for… reasons….

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

submitted 14 days ago • 1910 comments

Me: well, we survived Walmart, anything else you wanna do while we are out ? Him: we could go to that crappy bar we went to last time… Me: the one that smells bad? Him: I don’t remember the smell specifically, but probably? Me: I take you to all the classy-ass places! #coastaladventures

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

This is not a good combination of trending topics 😬

submitted 14 days ago • 73 comments

Oh ffs. 🤦🏻‍♀️

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS

submitted 24 days ago • 1323 comments

I’m powering through the latest season of Father Brown and I just spent five minutes telling my husband “if they really thought the entire concept of Catholic Faith would be ruined by the theft of a small relic by Flambeau they shouldn’t have shown us Indiana Jones in 4th grade!”

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Thank you, yesterday me, for making so very much of my favorite soup. #goodgodlemon #itsonlyjanuary #todaywas6monthslong

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

One bishop, in one church, literally just asked the president to be nice and him and everyone in his circle been melting down for a week. These aren't strong people. They're very, very weak people. They can be beaten.

submitted 36 days ago • 38 comments

DID YOU KNOW for 25 years Matthew Shepard had no permanent resting place due to concerns his grave would be vandalized Reverend Budde learned of this, she invited the Shepards to inter him inside the Washington National Cathedral. www.matthewshepard.org/matthew-shep... She was and is a real hero.

submitted 36 days ago • 59 comments

“In 150 characters or less” by @nikitagill.bsky.social

submitted 38 days ago • 41 comments

On a disconcerting day, this is perhaps the saddest thing. I recently interviewed her about her illness and more and she was and will always be an inspiration to me and so many others: 19thnews.org/2025/01/ceci...

submitted 39 days ago • 107 comments

Dr. King spread a message of justice and persisted in the face of hatred. His legacy calls us to serve each other and to continue striving towards a more inclusive and united Minnesota.

submitted 40 days ago • 500 comments

The music seems to be switching between Imperial March and circus music. Also, Bezos manages to get in about half the shots….. pours a strong drink

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

I am “oh it’s the @stephencolbert.bsky.social roller skating song” whenever I heard “up all night to get lucky” years old.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments