blankcaraboo.bsky.social
International cheese smuggler.
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You have my sword*
* it’s a cricket bat, it fits in my backpack.
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*adds to gift wish list*
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Okay if I’m rolling with horrible insomnia MAYBE I’ll scrub and bake some potatoes while watching reruns and justifying a 5am beer.
But probably I’ll just eat six babybels and a piece of toast.
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Attacked with… LOVE?
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2. People are lining up to buy drinks for Catfish. I need to know more about this man.
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I’ve told Jackie I want HTPIFOY merch, I would buy ALL OF IT.
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1. It does smell funny.
2. A guy named Catfish just walked in and everyone wants to play pool with him.
3. I love this bar.
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Toby Ziegler:
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Goddammit Toby I am not gentrifying the living room. First of all I’m half Hispanic in a white neighborhood and secondly YOU ARE A CAT, IN A TUXEDO, you’re already gonna get six more jobs than me.
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I may have then started in on the British museum but he wandered off to take a bath so now I’m just shouting about imperialism and colonialism to the cat, who i have to admit has some opinions on the matter.
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Only good nazi is a dead nazi!