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There's a Crisis of Masculinity in this country and the only way to solve it is to let me act like a cross between a baby and a movie villain

Just paid my taxes via X, the everything app, but it said my payment went to something called $GOVCOIN. I emailed the IRS for help but they replied with just a poop emoji

Gulf of Distraction

Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect

Rebuked

AP reporter blocked from the Oval Office over AP’s continued use of “Gulf of Mexico” www.cnn.com/2025/02/11/m...

Researching and so re-reading “Back to Slavery” by Du Bois about the fall of Reconstruction, and, just whew.

People will say the most vile, racist, fucked yo and shit then get all pikachu face when you tell them to kick rocks. I think the whole expectation of left leaning people/people w common sense and decency to be tolerant of intolerance is in part due to how we were educated on the CRM.

Full Moon from the International Space Station

If one were looking for a odd on the forehead from the universe, what would it feel like

if your going to the #nfl NFL #superbowl get ready to booo the fuck out of that orange pos #BoycottSuperBowl #FuckTrump #canada shut of the powr grid to the red states right before it starts

No one wants you to know what the other side of the MGM logo looks like

"The harpy eagle – one of the largest and most powerful eagles in the world!"🦅

Senator Raphael Warnock ahead of the vote on RFK Jr. for HHS Secretary: "I simply do not trust him to oversee the CDC. He's unqualified, and I dare say that everybody here knows it." BOOM! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Now you got your answer about whether Rs are standing idly by watching or helping Musk and there you go

The DEI caused the plane crash narrative is a distraction. The tariffs are a distraction. Whatever insane nonsense Trump spews that the media will chase like cats chasing a laser light is a distraction. The only story that counts right now is the wholesale hijacking of control of the US government.

Them eggs will be worth it I’m sure of it!

So he's gonna use your tax money to bail himself and the other SV crypto assholes out when this shit goes south

Yeah. He’s in control all right.

Cat tax

Let’s kick BHM the right way.. Doug Williams was the FIRST AFRICAN AMERICAN QB TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL! THATS been you BLACK HISTORY FACT OF THE DAY! Brought to you by the good folks at Off Book Production. Y’all be easy. Y’all be blessed. Yall stay BLACK!!!!! YEET!

incredible to have a president who appears to be speed-running getting impeached, and even more incredible to to have two other branches of government who are just sitting there watching it as if it is actually a livestream which they are unable to impact in any way

A moodboard that i believe encapsulates many Americans’ current feelings 🥰

Chick-Fil-A Raptured theonion.com/chick-f...

If you wanted to decrease the cost of homes, one thing you wouldn’t do is put a flat tariff on your main source of timber.

And watch the satellite be the shittiest piece of equipment 😂

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it. Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice. But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word. They aren’t firing for a reason.

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life

Jim Acosta announces on air that he's leaving CNN and says, "it is never a good time to bow down to a tyrant ... don't give in to the lies."

I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me

I do think it’s super important right now and in the foreseeable future to really value moments of joy and to be intentional about making as many of them as you can

We need the Eagles and Bills in the Superbowl if for no other reason than the footage from the tailgate could be even better than the game itself

I mean I’m mad they won but I know Philly gonna be up tn and i wish I was there

Wow, I haven’t seen a Washington team blow a winnable game by making a bunch of unforced errors since [detained by paramilitary security force in lifted truck]