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i have no idea how you'd actually make this work in the regular show (maybe as a treehouse of horror segment), but i badly need a sideshow bob episode of the simpsons that's a direct parody of the night of the hunter the one reference in cape feare isn't enough.

what a brilliant and definitely useful technology

28 years ago today, Mr. Burns had a ketchup problem.

What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates

today's advice

the pain of loving a game that is most commonly experienced by people through an inferior port

all-purpose image for responding to bigots:

Hey, did you know there's an alternative to ChatGPT that makes sense economically and doesn't destroy the environment? It's called English majors and they will happily fix all of your documents for the low price of health insurance and a living wage.

rewatching one of your favorite 2000s comedies and grimacing every five minutes at a joke that aged really badly

I have taken hundreds of film photos in the past few months and posted maybe 12 of them. This is the secret of photography.

pokemon indigo league on tape is good for what ails ye

Mankind was never meant to hold this much power

"Ah! I love these lazy saturdays." "It's wednesday, homer."

rocky and bullwinkle is a good cartoon but it is roughly 70% opening and closing title sequences by volume and i don't think i ever noticed as a child.

home from work. my legs ache. i put on pokemon indigo league to decompress. i am a grown ass adult.

when other nations impose retaliatory tariffs

Tariffs making your game consoles too expensive? Thankfully this problem was solved years ago. Simply set up a factory to manufacture the Sega Master System in your country

haha take that *checks notes" us

31 years ago today, this joke first aired on TV.

more movies should be deliberately B&W for aesthetic purposes and i don't think that's pretentious or just artsy for its own sake

my favorite thing when i'm binging a TV show is when an episode hits me hard enough that, despite my desire to continue, instead of putting on the next one i just stop and soak in what i watched.