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iwriteok.bsky.social • 1 day ago

haha take that *checks notes" us

BREAKING: Trump says that starting tomorrow the U.S. will impose reciprocal tariffs on every country on Earth.

This includes 34% tariffs on China, 20% on the EU, 46% on Vietnam, 42% on Taiwan, 24% on Japan, 26% on India and more.

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irredeemablebunny.bsky.social•1 day ago

Oh, just wait. You're about to start learning about the bureaucratic Leviathan that the EU is. Go ask the UK how they're doing.

themonstrous.thepack.space•1 day ago

Hmmm has anyone checked that the "Autarky Achieved" steam achievement can *only* be unlocked while governing a nation in HOI4, and that steam would not also award it for doing so irl?

yzsk80.bsky.social•1 day ago

cascadianprepper.bsky.social•1 day ago

That's one of the largest tax increases in history... 🤣

bamamontana.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Only Nixon could go to China.

captive-sorceress.bsky.social•1 day ago

It’s not all bad, he hasn’t put tariffs on Mars and Narnia yet.

delaporemedia.bsky.social•1 day ago

Snidley Whiplash is sundowning.

tmoney2007.bsky.social•1 day ago

Fun fact, his people just filed to sell an absolute shitload of his meme stock, Trump Media.

sexcpotatoes.bsky.social•1 day ago

Good thing we don't need to buy products or services!

aequinnox.bsky.social•1 day ago

but who will support our podcasts?!?!?!?

tym385.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Raytheon

tommybingbong.bsky.social•1 day ago

Giving yourself a swirlie to own the libs

danontheearth.bsky.social•1 day ago

“Stop hitting myself! Stop hitting myself! Stop hitting myself!”

Take that, *checks list* Svalbard!

gunkdrunk.bsky.social•1 day ago

At least I'm already poor and used to living with nothing lmao

iulianus.bsky.social•1 day ago

I really want to know what Cambodia did to deserve a full 50% tariff rate. That just seems random to me.

thenotoriousmjb.bsky.social•1 day ago

Rest in peace Economy. It was nice knowing you.

terry1956.bsky.social•1 day ago

Tariff just means American consumers have to pay an extra TAX on everything they buy that's imported Tariff = TAX

senatorwetfart.bsky.social•1 day ago

Did the definition of the word “reciprocal” change or am I missing something??

angrysuccubus.bsky.social•1 day ago

The 34% tariffs on China are stacked on the 20% so a total of 54% tariffs in China. He’s trying to starve us into war

thegingerninja.bsky.social•1 day ago

I will never get used to how stupid these fuckers are

riseofmammon.bsky.social•1 day ago

For some reason I read this in @codyjohnston.bsky.social's. voice.

secretloon.bsky.social•21 hours ago

we're so cooked

mazeslays.bsky.social•1 day ago

Did y'all become North Korea?

drhello.bsky.social•1 day ago

At least we're reviving the smuggling rings

chipbeckett.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Did you notice he put a 10% tariff on Diego Garcia?

bradicality.bsky.social•1 day ago

martesmars.bsky.social•1 day ago

i read that in young Norm Macdonald's voice . I wish he was around to joke around about all this nonsense

cockatielmolotova.bsky.social•1 day ago

Taiwan joining China without open conflict was absolutely never on my BINGO card, but with the United States new BINGOTTEM, you have more chances for shit to go off the rails than ever before!

Iranians? Bomb em!
Panamanians? Bomb em!
Canadians? Bomb em too!

Russia? Bo…. Love em!

rivervangambler.bsky.social•1 day ago

Really surprised he didn't have Africa on his list.

shanemcoyle.bsky.social•1 day ago

gaminggabe.bsky.social•1 day ago

Suck it Japan!

vvillyd.bsky.social•14 hours ago

He also claimed that people who illegally smuggle fentanyl across the Canadian border will now be paying a big tariff....

I'm starting to think that maybe he's not all the bright...

tawmussohhh.bsky.social•1 day ago

Robert I have a feeling that the tariff on Diego Garcia will amuse you a little

mndrew.bsky.social•1 day ago

Joke's on you, Trump. I don't have any money to buy things anyway.

baekjesmile.bsky.social•1 day ago

Its such a cool idea that they keep rescheduling it and putting it off and so on and so on. Always a great sign.

jaymegaphone.bsky.social•1 day ago

My understanding is *checks notes* Tariffs? Don’t like them.

davids8663.bsky.social•1 day ago

Trump told us ahead of time he was going to do something like this and we refused to believe him.

iwriteok.bsky.social•1 day ago

who is we in this i read his books ten years ago he's been pro tariff for decades

davids8663.bsky.social•1 day ago

I misread your post. I meant Americans in general and the press.

schmada.bsky.social•1 day ago

That’ll teach us!

leoprints.bsky.social•1 day ago

In yer face the world economy!

nicopicoticolico.bsky.social•1 day ago

Wrong Mike Myers, but still what Canada thinks of the Burnt Umber Anal Polyp

arthurssister.bsky.social•1 day ago

I have been randomly muttering "tariff we no like it... (rock the casbah)" under my breath all day

astrologyfox.bsky.social•1 day ago

So the next episode of ED is just going to be 45 minutes of the tariff song

fuckbullies.bsky.social•1 day ago

i bet if you tapped his skull like a keg you could let a zombie drink his brain straight from his skull and he will still be blathering tariffs tariffs afterwards.

fuckbullies.bsky.social•1 day ago

you could probably feed several zombies with that jackass, a tap and a press.