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Unseelie Court, Sonata, Tempest, and Into the Mist 5 x D10 sets are currently available in our shop!

She has no right to look like that.

"Yoru…Cheer up, don't cry…" 「よる…元気出して」

@readfreelyal.bsky.social needs YOUR help! Team work makes dreams come true! Let's hit it #Alabama crew! Ya heard @charrbones.bsky.social share with ya people! Alabama Progress is!

I saw a report this morning that the US Census Bureaus census reports have been removed. I maybe overthinking this. I would very strongly encourage all of you, especially of Hispanic lineage, to save and make copies of any and all records that are related to your citizenship. No one is safe.

damn.. america really voted for malarkey and by god we are going to get it

Smells like somebody needs to love themselves more.

Beaver Overthinking Dam

With zealous American nationalism on the rise, I think this is a point that bears repeating

Just a quick little design slapped together inspired by a David Lynch quote. #davidlynch

just posting this every day going forward

"The person without the Spirit does not accept the things that come from the Spirit of God but considers them foolishness, and cannot understand them because they are discerned only through the Spirit." - 1 Corinthians 2:14

Everything is Bad™️ but my cat is orange so that is cool.

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Steve Bannon: “Why do we have South Africans, the most racist people on earth, white South Africans, we have them making any comments at all on what goes on in the United States?"

huh...

An "Astral Sea" 7-dice set will be available in our next shop update! We will share more photos and videos after the dice have been polished and the numbers have been painted! #handmade #smallbusiness #resin #art #dnd #dice

Biden Batted Around By Giant Cat theonion.com/biden-b...

Sun Unsure What It Has To Do To Get Humans To Worship It Again theonion.com/sun-uns...

In honor of carrie underwood performing at that man's inauguration I am going to continue my tradition of never listening to carrie underwood's music.

2025 in a nutshell…

he has no idea what is going on and i’m so proud of him for it

This feckin' ✨C R E A C H U R✨

"Mother? Stop your tomfoolery this instant! Snow? My breakfast is late because of snow?! You'd let me, your eldest daughter, starve because there's SNOW ON THE GROUND?! Shame! Shame for Mother!"

Not a want, but a neeeeeeeeed.

One (1) thing about me is that I do not like cold, no siree Bob. We are anti-cold over here.

For 2025, I propose we just eat the billionaires alive

I could try to be all philosophical and shit, but like, the only god I believe in is the god of the self and I don't have any rhyme or reason for that position. It's all ✨V I B E S✨ over here bebe B3

whoever created soup dumplings was truly a once in a millennia culinary genius. they took two of the best foods and combined them into a purely perfect food.

Not oc uwu

So here's a fun fact about being a goddamn hillbilly: my dad was weighed on a meat scale when he was born. Tune in next week for more #hillbilly #fun #facts

Sorry I haven't had any inane ramblings for a while. The soup in my brain got a little moldy, so I got new soup for Crimmus. :)

All I want for Christmas is to pull a loose book from a bookshelf and finally, at long last, find that it opens a hidden door.

Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas

Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan theonion.com/cat-clinging...

I didn't have a Twitter account before it was cool.

Man, remember when I told people that they used to call me The Drift King back in college? Yeah, those were good times. Should bring them back again. Spread the word :)

Hey. Hey! No, baby it's ok. Alright? You're doing just fine. No one is mad at you or disappointed in you or sad about you. You might not be feeling ok, but everything is ok. You're alive so you can try again, and that's what matters <3

Lyons Publishing is a small business in the service of helping aspiring authors and writers get their stories ready for publishing. Business email: [email protected] #selfpublishedauthor #smallbusiness #publishing #writing #proofreading #editing

Ensure we start the New Year on a great note with this one WEIRD trick: equitably restructuring our entire society right now.

I thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink I'm doing fine. Why do you ask? *eyes are still red and puffy from the shit I just threw*

Pssst. Hey, you. Yes, you. Hi. If no one has told you lately, you’re totally kicking ass even though nothing makes sense anymore. We need you. Keep it up.

Homeboy stopped the wrong lady (H/T @agirlhasnopres.bsky.social )

Oh no. I'm up past my bedtime :)