THIS JUST IN: Intern at Onion posts pic of prairie dog.. claims it's a beaver....Get the intern laid cuz everything is looking like a beaver to the Onion intern
I've always wondered that: Do they have an over-arching plan in the works? Or do they just wing it, make it up as they go, gather whatever materials they can, adjust as needed, and keep adding to it until the water stops?
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Onion boss: haven't seen today's news yet, have you?
Writer: f it, some dad pun about beavers then.
Boss: that's a prairie dog...
Writer: who cares! Nothing means anything anymore!!!
*both gently sob
“Dam, I wish I was your lover.”
*That's a marmot, not a beaver*