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Heaven Installs Spikes To Keep Cherubs From Shitting On St. Peter’s Gate theonion.com/heaven-...

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A sacred institution now filing for bankruptcy ... is there ANYTHING Millennials won't ruin?? @theonion.com

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And now, a stern word about enforcing norms from the commentators who had a LOT of feelings about exactly how fuckable a CGI M&M should be

submitted 7 hours ago • 10 comments

at a chinese restaurant , i order the egg fried rice. in the kitchen, a chef puts his hand over the burner and wonders how long he can hold it there before he feels something

submitted 17 hours ago • 11 comments

Had to say goodbye to my cat of 18 years this morning, her kidneys were both failing and her heart condition had gotten close to a breaking point. I'll miss this old lady dearly, but I'm thankful for the near two decades she gave me.

submitted 7 hours ago • 71 comments

Has anyone else been thinking about season 1 of Arcane recently? I've got "The Base Violence Necessary For Change" stuck in my head.

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"How 'just' is our justice system if people who overtly break the law, harm and even kill police officers and work to thwart our democracy are forgiven with the wave of an executive order’s wand?" Read more about who was pardoned from the Jan. 6 riot.

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Waiting for breakfast. Photo from my collection, 1961.

submitted 16 hours ago • 23 comments

wife ruby lifted up the pen and we escaped at 130 in the morning. i love my Wife

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Latenite archival flashbak BabbyGonz! When i waz an wee chiold just lerning haow to thenk on my thenkng shelve

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CPAC To Feature Exhibit Where Visitors Can Toss Raw Chicken To Rudy Giuliani theonion.com/cpac-to...

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God loves you and wants you to be happy. ✝️ Don’t do anything that would make you happy though. That’s a sin and he’ll send you to hell to be tortured forever. Because he loves you. 💖 #godisgood #warriorvwoke

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Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil theonion.com/happy-p...

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Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country

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beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy 🥺🖤

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NEW: Who are the nearly 1,600 criminals that President Trump pardoned and how violent were their actions during the Jan. 6 Capitol riot? Cameron Tiefenthaler of the Prosecution Project explains just how brazen and dangerous the formerly accused and convicted are.

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Cursed photo (complimentary). From my collection, no documented date/info.

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Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Itis stil colde. Thatis all

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Man Puts Glass Of Water On Bedside Table In Case He Needs To Make Huge Mess In Middle Of Night http://theonion.com/...

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Latenite vintadge BabbyGonz time! Just an liddol guy on his beloved cowch

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My mom knitted me a new scarf :3

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Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken

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That’s how you write a headline, people.

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the beef shoes

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Here's our new episode about nonpartisan harm, from @moviehooligan.bsky.social. youtu.be/XCJIaxY46zo?...

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Sleepy Missy. Zzzzzzzz

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These absolute morons are going to destroy the United States. If you’re in favor of the US leaving NATO, you either don’t want the US to succeed, or you don’t know wtf NATO does. Worth noting that Mike Lee voted to expand NATO in 2022.

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Here is my Federal Employment Termination story:

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I liked a pichure of a loave of bred once and naow so many breds. 'breds breds everwhare and nott an bite to eat" etc

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