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theonion.com • 2 days ago

Man Puts Glass Of Water On Bedside Table In Case He Needs To Make Huge Mess In Middle Of Night
http://theonion.com/man-puts-glass-of-water-on-bedside-table-in-case-he-nee-1819575530/

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msbak.bsky.social•2 days ago

😆😂🤣that's me!

dondoobiest.bsky.social•2 days ago

I switched to a water bottle myself about a decade ago.

womanoutraged.bsky.social•2 days ago

Thanks for making me giggle, in the midst of so much crap.😃

spoken-thoughts.bsky.social•2 days ago

A bottle for pee can make a bigger mess. Just sayin'. Not from experience... err... okay... maybe. Can I plead the 5th?

missfruitypie.bsky.social•2 days ago

Called TF out

js-53.bsky.social•2 days ago

I feel seen.

evilbatwitch.bsky.social•2 days ago

The carpet looked thirsty.

meggin-around.bsky.social•2 days ago

Only vessels with lids for this flailer 😄

lurioso.bsky.social•2 days ago

This is my favorite TO article. I return to it several times a year.

alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social•2 days ago

I like to spill my water when I'm fully conscious instead. That way, I can't blame it on grogginess. 👍

stevelouise.bsky.social•2 days ago

I have thought about this every time I have knocked over my glass in the night.

genialjim.bsky.social•2 days ago

Just done that👍🏻

piebrain.bsky.social•2 days ago

Putin announces new Russian sperm bank to preserve his dynasty.

sarlalian.bsky.social•2 days ago

I feel simultaneously seen and attacked…

tommylavin.bsky.social•2 days ago

Been there, done that!

dopre-me.bsky.social•2 days ago

He puts two glasses on bedside table. One filled with water in case he wakes up thirsty and the other one empty in case he is not thirsty.

trixiebelden75.bsky.social•2 days ago

Jic

rockney.bsky.social•2 days ago

😜 I grew-up in a farm house built in 1896. Only a grate in the floor for heat to rise upstairs. Would wake-up some mornings with ice on top of my water glass.

cazred.bsky.social•2 days ago

Guilty 🤚

yurekli26.bsky.social•2 days ago

Interesting. There was a scene where the actor did just that as I was watching the movie The Gorge a few minutes ago.

tymwithawhy.bsky.social•2 days ago

@drewrpa.bsky.social

drewrpa.bsky.social•2 days ago

Totally unrelatable.

bconachan.bsky.social•2 days ago

Oh Gary has done this for sure. This is why I only keep closed water bottles on my nightstand. lol!

hagum.bsky.social•2 days ago

Finally you did write about me .

unenthusiast.com•2 days ago

Don't forget your towel.

drjoe2003.bsky.social•2 days ago

Don’t panic!

foxthingsup.bsky.social•2 days ago

You could just @ me

vsiefker.bsky.social•2 days ago

Right. 🙋‍♀️

wild-and-winnie.bsky.social•2 days ago

Or for cat who has their own bowl of water to knock over with their paw at 3am

jeffisontheroad.bsky.social•1 day ago

Fake News.

drspaniel.com•2 days ago

no politics in this article, unfollowed and blocked

sharonnotkaren.bsky.social•2 days ago

Me. I never learn. 🤷🏽

bgftbbr.bsky.social•2 days ago

Or, in case his cat is thirsty.

shroba.bsky.social•2 days ago

When I spill that whole glass of water in the middle of the night, I am always so glad it’s not a soda. -Or milk

mbernal83.bsky.social•2 days ago

🤣

megaster819.bsky.social•2 days ago

Gotta use a liter bottle. Not only is it great for stuffy, dry nights, it gives you a way to dispose of the contents if you don't wanna get up to go to the bathroom.