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Add it to the pile. (He/him/dumb/ass) @bludgeonParagon (Man With A Stick) at cohost and the bird hellsite.Wrote things for @/Gamerspective and @/Geekspective way back in the Cretaceous era. Way too many milquetoast opinions
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Musk DNA my wife received? Might be too good. deformed fluid tracts pump piss directly to the kids brain. He says hes the ultimate life form

Ok so I know all the previews came out earlier but mines is special.

I don't know, most of the people I've interviewed over the years about ideas for games always say that ideas aren't the problem. There's no shortage of ideas.

I do hope that when they do the $880 billion Medicaid cuts, terminating my 24/7 nursing care and repossessing my ventilator, you'll donate to my GoFundMe because it might be the only way I stay alive.

ONE MORE WEEK!! Can we make it to 600??

My lukewarm-to-frigid take on the Discover/Following changes is that I'm bummed to be less likely to discover cool artists/creators/etc. broadly adjacent to the ones I already follow. But I get that a good portion of people online don't interact in a sane, human manner, so it's a necessary sacrifice

This was the thing that grabbed me so hard in World... and partly why I didn't really mess with the gungho attitude of multiplayer The narrative is all about discovering a New World and appreciating a beautiful, intricate ecology (which is a bit at odds with aggressively farming dragon foreskins)

I think famous actors should stop getting roles for a while. I'm tired of your faces

Stop comparing every RPG that comes out to BG3, challenge level impossible.

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

Did not expect to be a Macklemore fan, but after Hinds' Hall, Hinds' Hall 2, and now Fucked Up - I gotta say, this man puts his reputation, money, and skills to more ethical and just use than 99% of people with any level of influence on this planet. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn9E...