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Add it to the pile. (He/him/dumb/ass) @bludgeonParagon (Man With A Stick) at cohost and the bird hellsite.Wrote things for @/Gamerspective and @/Geekspective way back in the Cretaceous era. Way too many milquetoast opinions
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kotaku was profitable for almost its entire pre-G/O existence, raking in 20-40 million unique visitors a month on a relative shoestring budget (6-15ish people, vs competitors with dozens or even 100s of staff).

The folks at @giantbomb and @Polygon deserved better. Fuck the rich egotists that continue to show they have zero soul when claiming ownership of things they have no business being a part of. Fuck you 🖕🏼

If that ""creative direction"" doesn't involve the longest dogeza by the new management, the most comically deepest kowtow to every exiting Giant Bomb staffer and/or their reinstatement to let them create the things they want to create, my subscription remains absolutely fucking cancelled

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Gonna try and add all my favorite clips here. Consider this a Best Of thread.

I could talk for hours about what Giant Bomb has meant to me for the last 17 years. It's a sad day. A fan since day 1 A moderator since 2010 A sometimes employee since 2012 Shout out to the amazing community, my fellow mods, and the great friends I have because of a website. About video games. <>

For anyone who follows my account for whatever reason, I cannot understate how disastrous this week has been for the state of media and journalism in this space, and how catastrophic its knock-on effects will be on media consumption and discourse in general

polygon and giant bomb dead in the same week is just unfathomable

everyday we are reminded that the richest, dumbest, and most heartless motherfuckers dictate our livelihood.

Giant Bomb Forever.

With more game sites shuttering you bet your ass the reactionary YouTubers who do no research and have little to no moral standard will flood the internet with more shit so, we are cooked chat.

a lot of people still don't really get that games journalism isn't writing features or personal essays about why games are special. it's largely a lot of yeah, boring work like writing well-researched guides, tracking sources for years to report pieces, and stuff. writing=/=journalism=/=influencing

I'm no longer with Polygon. If you're hiring, please consider the many talented writers and editors now on the market. Every one of them deserves a spot on your staff. I won't be talking more about the sale because I wasn't involved. Going to hang out with my kid. Taking wins where I can.

Polygon was a great constant to have over the years, they did a lot of quality work and held themselves to a really high standard. Very frustrating to see sharp people with solid, institutional knowledge get tossed out like this.

Gotta be real, the only surprising thing about this price hike is the fact that Xbox were the last faction to materially announce it

WE DON'T WANT MUSCLES! WE WANT A FUCKED UP FACE, REACH, FLEXIBILITY, AND A GOOD SNIPERS EYE AND I'M TIRED OF EXPLAINING IT

Do Well. Get Fucked: The Video Game Industry Story.

Besides the horrific loss of livelihoods, I see a lot of people complaining with the sentiment that we have too many extraction shooters - and I honestly have to wonder exactly how many of them people think they can even name off the top of their heads that we hear this ad nauseum

Food for thought. External QA, animators, voice actors, and musicians deserve to be part of the narrative of game makers.

THIS AIN'T IT Y'ALL I've said it time and time again, the GameSpot video team is one of the hardest working teams in this whole industry and they do not get the amount of flowers that they all should. Get out of here with this!

love reading a 12 year old girl in 1911 write a mech pilot tweet in her diary abt the experience of driving an automobile

Your sound card works perfectly! #GilbertGottfried

Just a reminder that if you pay even a little bit of attention, it is plain to see that @jeanluc.bsky.social and @janochoa.bsky.social are two of the hardest working people in the video game industry.

Birth rates dropped primarily because we've done better at educating women. They will try to "correct" that.

absolutely fucking excellent review holy shit