bobadams.bsky.social - Profile | ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Bought the cheapest possible Mercedes today because I needed to use the bathroom at the dealership

submitted 590 days ago • 0 comments

to make peace with a world in eternal chaos requires you remove yourself from it as much as possible. no noise, no light, no smells, no taste, maybe 1 soft food item for when you get hungry. if you're hungry it's too distracting to find inner peace. and when pizza's on a bagel you can have pizza an

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

Gary on my Squidward son

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Air traffic controllers stifle pilot innovation

submitted 10 days ago • 18 comments

I am going to take over the USA

submitted 14 days ago • 21 comments

on my deathbed: a website you could go to that played a bad song. cute hamsters danced around. KIDS: Alright you can disconnect him now

submitted 16 days ago • 5 comments

guy on my guided meditation tapes: Your body is relaxed and floating. Your mind is awake and neutral. This is the activation phrase for Drew. Coordinates Quebec Lima Victor Four Sierra Niner. Activate Drew now. Begin mission. me 20 minutes later: damn i feel refreshed... nice... i should kill the p

submitted 16 days ago • 4 comments

movies are the best

submitted 16 days ago • 11 comments

Always remember: Any time someone uses the term “creator” or the word “creative” as a noun, it’s a scam.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

You just tucked in the wrong guy

submitted 402 days ago • 11 comments

[spending some time offline] i wonder what’s happening Online

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Boot on my neck, I muster my last breath to whisper “I forgive you” and die without a fight

submitted 25 days ago • 14 comments

From 2016 but useful every year since…

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

costco's ranch flavor bachelor kibble really isn't that bad

submitted 175 days ago • 4 comments

could you imagine if they struck oil at ground zero and all the mourners started jumping around like cowboys. My god i want some of that oil

submitted 82 days ago • 79 comments

cop: your husband was involved in a player hating incident wife: is he ok cop: (removes hat) mam, your husband... is the hater

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

logging on

submitted 33 days ago • 4 comments

DO NOT PAY FOR NEWS PAPERS ,TELEVISION, MOVIE'S, SPOTTIFY ,AMAZON - dashare.zone ADMIN

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

just learned my pelt is highly prized among trappers... not great

submitted 533 days ago • 10 comments

We should build a ark

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

If I was a professional tennis player my strategy would be to hit a perfect unreturnable serve every time

submitted 35 days ago • 98 comments

Imagining what it would be like to have a president who was just cool as hell and seemed nice

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

Have we tried turning the zeitgeist off and on again

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

An Uber but when they pick you up they have your Taco Bell order.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

It’s an uber but they drive real slow and you sleep in the back

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

just read an article saying the ocean is insanely hotter than its ever been before and then i read an article about how ai can learn what day i go to the store and then recommend some new chips i would like

submitted 37 days ago • 13 comments

They built a huge, ugly thought-control tower right next to my house but actually I love it so much

submitted 37 days ago • 3 comments

I'm gonna be honest if staind was playing the inauguration i'd watch that shit

submitted 38 days ago • 51 comments

Bought the cheapest possible Mercedes today because I needed to use the bathroom at the dealership

to make peace with a world in eternal chaos requires you remove yourself from it as much as possible. no noise, no light, no smells, no taste, maybe 1 soft food item for when you get hungry. if you're hungry it's too distracting to find inner peace. and when pizza's on a bagel you can have pizza an

Gary on my Squidward son

Air traffic controllers stifle pilot innovation

I am going to take over the USA

on my deathbed: a website you could go to that played a bad song. cute hamsters danced around. KIDS: Alright you can disconnect him now

guy on my guided meditation tapes: Your body is relaxed and floating. Your mind is awake and neutral. This is the activation phrase for Drew. Coordinates Quebec Lima Victor Four Sierra Niner. Activate Drew now. Begin mission. me 20 minutes later: damn i feel refreshed... nice... i should kill the p

movies are the best

Always remember: Any time someone uses the term “creator” or the word “creative” as a noun, it’s a scam.

You just tucked in the wrong guy

[spending some time offline] i wonder what’s happening Online

Boot on my neck, I muster my last breath to whisper “I forgive you” and die without a fight

From 2016 but useful every year since…

costco's ranch flavor bachelor kibble really isn't that bad

could you imagine if they struck oil at ground zero and all the mourners started jumping around like cowboys. My god i want some of that oil

cop: your husband was involved in a player hating incident wife: is he ok cop: (removes hat) mam, your husband... is the hater

logging on

DO NOT PAY FOR NEWS PAPERS ,TELEVISION, MOVIE'S, SPOTTIFY ,AMAZON - dashare.zone ADMIN

just learned my pelt is highly prized among trappers... not great

We should build a ark

If I was a professional tennis player my strategy would be to hit a perfect unreturnable serve every time

Imagining what it would be like to have a president who was just cool as hell and seemed nice

Have we tried turning the zeitgeist off and on again

An Uber but when they pick you up they have your Taco Bell order.

It’s an uber but they drive real slow and you sleep in the back

just read an article saying the ocean is insanely hotter than its ever been before and then i read an article about how ai can learn what day i go to the store and then recommend some new chips i would like

They built a huge, ugly thought-control tower right next to my house but actually I love it so much

I'm gonna be honest if staind was playing the inauguration i'd watch that shit

Me: Hey can you do your dishes My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink Me: Alright man

lmfao

objection your honor, he doesn't have the juice