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Time Magazine Horse of the Year

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Bought the cheapest possible Mercedes today because I needed to use the bathroom at the dealership

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to make peace with a world in eternal chaos requires you remove yourself from it as much as possible. no noise, no light, no smells, no taste, maybe 1 soft food item for when you get hungry. if you're hungry it's too distracting to find inner peace. and when pizza's on a bagel you can have pizza an

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Gary on my Squidward son

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Air traffic controllers stifle pilot innovation

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I am going to take over the USA

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on my deathbed: a website you could go to that played a bad song. cute hamsters danced around. KIDS: Alright you can disconnect him now

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guy on my guided meditation tapes: Your body is relaxed and floating. Your mind is awake and neutral. This is the activation phrase for Drew. Coordinates Quebec Lima Victor Four Sierra Niner. Activate Drew now. Begin mission. me 20 minutes later: damn i feel refreshed... nice... i should kill the p

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movies are the best

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Always remember: Any time someone uses the term “creator” or the word “creative” as a noun, it’s a scam.

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You just tucked in the wrong guy

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[spending some time offline] i wonder what’s happening Online

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Boot on my neck, I muster my last breath to whisper “I forgive you” and die without a fight

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From 2016 but useful every year since…

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costco's ranch flavor bachelor kibble really isn't that bad

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could you imagine if they struck oil at ground zero and all the mourners started jumping around like cowboys. My god i want some of that oil

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cop: your husband was involved in a player hating incident wife: is he ok cop: (removes hat) mam, your husband... is the hater

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logging on

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DO NOT PAY FOR NEWS PAPERS ,TELEVISION, MOVIE'S, SPOTTIFY ,AMAZON - dashare.zone ADMIN

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just learned my pelt is highly prized among trappers... not great

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We should build a ark

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If I was a professional tennis player my strategy would be to hit a perfect unreturnable serve every time

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Imagining what it would be like to have a president who was just cool as hell and seemed nice

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Have we tried turning the zeitgeist off and on again

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An Uber but when they pick you up they have your Taco Bell order.

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It’s an uber but they drive real slow and you sleep in the back

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just read an article saying the ocean is insanely hotter than its ever been before and then i read an article about how ai can learn what day i go to the store and then recommend some new chips i would like

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They built a huge, ugly thought-control tower right next to my house but actually I love it so much

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I'm gonna be honest if staind was playing the inauguration i'd watch that shit

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Me: Hey can you do your dishes My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink Me: Alright man

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lmfao

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