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🎬On @foodnetwork @streamonmax Chef Dynasty: House of Fang / Essayist / I’m the best there is at what I do. But what I do isn’t very nice… San Francisco www.longvo.tv
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I like to think I'm pretty good at not kissing a legendary game's ass just because I'm supposed to, so when I do pile on the praise I hope it has some weight, sincerity, and meaning to it: kimimithegameeatingshemonster.com/2023/03/09/i...

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Sentence I actually just typed in a text thread: "sorry to disappear for a sec there, was busy quietly radicalizing my mom"

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longvo.substack.com/p/inevitable... New lil update and thoughts about writers block.. when it's good for you

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I remember sitting with two Asian women chatting years ago, Bruno Mars topic came up b/c he won a Grammy for "Uptown Funk." Her: "but he's so short though." Me: "um how tall are you?" Her being dismissive: " I get it, colonialism." And then pushed the conversation somewhere else ignoring me. ..

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"The goal of our academy is to forge great leaders, not to create activist, political progressives who tear down the Jedi Order from within."

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it is an immense honor to have contributed this piece of poetry to the book

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Introducing...Notes 📱🗒️ Notes is the first book collaboration between Dirt and Night Gallery. A tribute to the humble iPhone note, the collection features 100 phone notes from 100 creative contributors.

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Rise in eternal power Nikki Giovanni (June 7, 1943-December 9, 2024) to whom we owe so immeasurably much. 🕊️

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Whatever's going on here, take my money

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Hi! Didn't really read what you wrote but have some feedback

submitted 99 days ago • 43 comments

🍉🍉🍉

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Amtrak teaching me how to fight is wild

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Cop or nah?

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Remember when "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" tried to teach us about tariffs and no one was paying attention

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- there’s a Bilal concert premiering on YouTube right now. youtu.be/nB7fhyqh0IM?...

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I mostly write about fighting games on the Internet these days, but I've written a bunch of other stuff too, so here's a thread for some of that! First: "What I talk about when I talk about burgers", an essay on why In-n-Out is beloved of Californians. pattheflip.medium.com/what-i-talk-...

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I guess I should reintroduce myself. I was on reality TV before. For @dirt.bsky.social I wrote about professional wrestling, being a villain on Food Network, and the weird world of Representation. dirt.fyi/article/2024...

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The freedom of not needing to go viral here

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