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boldx.bsky.social
It would be argument for a week, laughter for a month, and a good jest for ever.
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I haven't received any scam texts for weeks, have the mobile companies improved the filtering, or have I been ghosted by international criminal gangs now?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Sewer Fatberg going to be my new rap alias

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone know if the doomsday clock goes into overtime?

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I typed the word "ducking", my phone autocorrected it to "fucking". and when I changed it back, it stormed out of the room shouting, "I don't understand what you want from me anymore"

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Just going to post all my personal info somewhere, give the scammers and hackers 6 months being me, see if they can do a better job.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

All of the people instagram recommends I follow are young women after an injury or illness, bravely taking their first steps, usually out of a wheelchair. I want to sit down and have a bit of a chat with the algorithm

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Same people who said last year, "he's a mastermind genius who could've have played in the NBA", are now, "he's a bit of a goof who gets excited and can't control his hands".

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Meanwhile, twitter is arguing whether an egg gaffa taped to a piece of string on the end of a stick, is evidence of the existence of aliens. Modern life is rubbish.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Requiem for a haunted cabbage

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

There was cloud cover, I wanted to see if the moon was visible on this side of the planet atm, so I googled "is the moon currently visible in Australia" Apparently midday is considered nighttime here now.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Person in front of me using self service checkout like someone who has never seen one before, or ever used a computer, or left the house, or handled an object. Empires have risen and fallen in less time than it takes some people to weigh a cabbage. People defuse bombs with less care and attention .

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

Do not touch the glass. Do not approach the glass. You pass him nothing but soft paper - no pencils or pens. No staples or paperclips in his paper. Use the sliding food carrier, no exceptions. If he attempts to pass you anything, do not accept it. Do you understand me?

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

I believe they made Wilson float away in the storm in Castaway, so the third act of the film wasn't the main character introducing his friends and loved ones to a volleyball

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

While your confession is much appreciated, and we will take into account your claims of self defence, I'm afraid we cannot eliminate you from our inquiries into the shooting of the Deputy, in fact if anything, your recent disclosures have pushed you higher up the list of suspects.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

If one of your cars explodes, and peoples first assumption is that it probably just exploded, you may have a quality control problems.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Do any of those fancy electronic toilets do a yearly summary like spotify? Because if not, I may have an idea for an app...

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

"All the pyromaniacs I invited to my party are burning my house down!"

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

www.theguardian.com/technology/2... Chatgpt can be manipulated by hidden text, you know, just like the early search engines were 20+ years ago. Hooray for innovation.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Buying a book with a "signed by the author" sticker on it. Leaving the sticker on a copy of the bible.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments