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Led Zeppelin is awesome because their songs are either about fucking or Frodo

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I don’t know if it makes me working class or softhanded that I can get drunk off beer alone. More research is needed.

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Ten years ago if you had written a dystopian SF story in which the person in charge of U.S. public health did a press event at a fast food joint to say that fried food is good but measles vaccines cause measles the ghost of Philip K. Dick would have said that you were being too bleak and unrealistic

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This shit is so grim. These guys are grifting like they're stripping the copper wires out of a slowly collapsing building.

submitted 6 hours ago • 134 comments

american society has been at “TV Interstitial from ROBOCOP” for a while but “president does a car commercial on the white house lawn” is really pushin it

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sorry for the twitter screenshot but this is incredibly important news

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I am fully piloncillo pilled. Why shouldn’t my lemonade have a light touch of dark, complex caramel flavor and an ethereal golden brown color?

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David Hume in his later years between finishing a treatise on human nature and plowing someone’s mother

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Defending disappearing people while refusing to say “ass” is such a great summary of Johnson

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I like that for decades we heard “wouldn’t it be great if a BusinessMan ran the country” & now we have two billionaire businessmen running the country & doing things you absolutely would do if you were just running a major business & trying to freakout competitors & guess what it doesn’t work

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Musk claims Social Security is a "gigantic magnet to attract illegal immigrants." In fact, immigrants here illegally do not collect Social Security. But they pay $25.7 billion a year into it, a recent study found, so these undocumented workers are actually subsidizing Americans.

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Are we not angry enough

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Slept with about 56 women, a few men, and a few transwomen, and a couple of women who later transitioned into transmen, for a total of ~64 people. I loved all of them for who they were, as they were. I can't speak for them, but several confessed their love for me, some in words, some in deeds.

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bro my grocery store launched a sports betting app im never gonna be able to afford eggs again

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I love how she’s like. Listen, to be clear, I’m racist. However this is too far

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Sure Chapell Roan is cool but I'm a bigger fan of her mom, Ragged Robin

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This is absolutely true but his best role was pre Bond - Dr Angelo in Lawnmower Man

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RIP to the 20th cent rules based international order but it’s kinda wild how much of it was just straight up extortion

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Hitler took office in late January, 1933. Dachau,the first concentration camp, opened in March. It wasn't built for Jews. It was built for political prisoners and Hitler's critics.

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It is the fourth anniversary today of the best lede for a newspaper article ever. I love the Irish. ☘️

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Yes. If DHS can barge in, say your visa was revoked, be told you have a green card, say it's revoked too, and then disappear you so that neither your lawyer nor your family can find you, then all the guardrails are gone. There is no policy, practice, or law protecting anyone.

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Paul Masson introduced their Rare Cream Sherry in a heart-shaped bottle to honor the founder's Valentine's Day birthday. Paul Masson was born on Feb 14, 1859, in Merceuil, Côte-d'Or, Burgundy, and died in 1940 in San Jose, California. The bottles, phased out in 1994, are now collectibles.

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When the data says no, but the people paying for the report say yes

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Found my favorite Rare Vance.

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Happy International Women's Day to her

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the moral of dune is that you should get off the computer and go do drugs

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i’m running for president on a platform of universal basic cold ones

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I unironically believe this man should write and perform the next James Bond theme

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dune is about the dangers of women having a group chat

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The successful policy of checks notes 𝘋𝘦-𝘉𝘢'𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯

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People are interpreting this as anti-vax but it's mostly about pharmacies doing such dangerously minimal staffing (Ohio just fined CVS $1.5 million for understaffing) that employees are forced to be the sole point of contact between desperate sick people and systems that are completely breaking down

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thinking about when siskel and ebert were dicking off and riffing in-between takes and decided to roast the shit out of the protestants

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everything is too on the nose

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They did it. They finally invented an actual torment nexus

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this water monitor only shops at the organic market and goes to spin classes

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The snake is absolutely deep-throating its own tail at this point

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me: you mock elon musk... but have you considered that for a man of his wealth, his actions could be conisderd "stimming" zoo employee: please put down the gun

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Holy shit, someone threw out some porn mags in South Philly and the wind is blowing them EVERYWHERE

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Can you imagine if the guy who invented the Mechanical Turk became a god-king of France in the 1770s? We would rightly look back at that historical moment with total confusion.

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More people should be getting hit by hammers in public, if you ask me.

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