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The band that played as the Titanic sank, only its the joke accounts on Bluesky helping us all through this really terrible time

submitted 22 hours ago • 2 comments

Warm🩷heart clenched jaw logging on. Yikes

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Cat. 48 in human years. Used only 1 of his lives. He’s a smooch.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t know a lot about stocks, but I’ve never wanted a mf’n stock to reach $120 per share more in my life than Tesla. Look it up. Sell sell sell Tesla stock owners. Sell.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Welp, now the writers for Severance have to sit around together, take an inordinate amount of drugs, and try to come up with season three and somehow craft a reason for that stupid fucking goat room. I wonder who pulled that out of their ass.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I think I need ketamine to get through this final episode of Severance.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah, you have bird flu

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

The United States of America is the only major country on earth that does not guarantee health care as a human right. The result: We rank dead last among wealthy nations in life expectancy. We must end that international embarrassment. Yes. We need Medicare for All.

submitted 7 days ago • 1308 comments

It’s World Poetry Day. Poet Jessica Johnson from Ever More

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

And you better start swimmin' Or you'll sink like a stone

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 12 days ago • 445 comments

@schumer.senate.gov You need to retire, sir. Effective immediately.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Schumer needs to retire tomorrow at 9am EDT. We don’t need a feckless enabler running the Senate minority.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Do not look at your 401K You've been through enough for today

submitted 14 days ago • 11 comments

For all the small businesses out there who's only web presence is a Facebook page? Please, I beg of you, get your own website!

submitted 15 days ago • 23 comments

Got ready to do a little dance for the Google Earth car driving by, but it was Domino’s.

submitted 15 days ago • 4 comments

Crash Tesla (stock), crash 🎉🥳🍾

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Cop: COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP Me: NEVER Cop: THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE Me: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE Cop: Me: Cop: WE HAVE PUPPIES OUT HERE Me: FOR REAL THIS TIME?

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

Stylistically speaking, cats are mid-century modern

submitted 18 days ago • 31 comments

Twitter's down? I hope it's forever and ever.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

*Writing “HaPpY iNtErNaTiOnAl WoMeNs DaY” on a piece of garbage and sticking it up the patriarchy’s wide ass* I’ll celebrate when the impending Matriarchy arrives. Until then, keep grasping, Conservatives. The end is nigh.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Try not to make a nest in misery. You don't want to live there.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I mean this sincerely #getStewonBlue

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Rep. Al Green is a goddamn hero.

submitted 23 days ago • 641 comments

I vaguely remember living my days without a constant sense of impending doom. Those were heady days indeed.

submitted 24 days ago • 9 comments

This is a bigger issue than people realize. Not just jobs lost. But their families losing benefits. Landlords losing tenants. Cities and towns losing revenue. This is how recessions start Ready Fire Aim is no way to govern.

submitted 26 days ago • 3485 comments

Post a gif that perfectly encapsulates you.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social Have you no power to call a press conference? Or are you too busy making up nicknames?

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Honestly honestly? I’m delighted that Marco Rubio looks miserable all the time.

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

Watching Severance- “Outie? Innie? That’s bellybutton talk. This show is idiotic.”

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

MTG’s bf asked Zelenskyy if he owned a suit. That’s this guy, Brian Glenn, the guy with the ill-fitting dark suit and brown shoes. (And the puffy “I drink bourbon for breakfast” face.)

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Can this ugly, pathetic display from the White House please be the final blow? How embarrassing for them.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Real resisters will do the Boycott tomorrow, too. Find that independent little store in your community, and buy from them.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

This is your conscience speaking. “If you’re on here posting against Trump and believing you’re a “resister,” but you ran into “the Walmart” just for a couple things today on this Economic Boycott day, *Slap upside your head* you phony. Because a healthy boycott is a REAL tool of resistance. 👀

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Today.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Me: THAT’S IT YOU’RE GROUNDED Son: [shrugs] Me: YOU LOSE YOUR PHONE Son: ok Me: AND YOUR COMPUTER Son: whatever idc Me: AND NO GRAVITY FOR A WEEK Son: wait, no- [smacks into ceiling]

submitted 28 days ago • 15 comments

Having somewhere to go is easy, but having somewhere to come back to, that’s the real luck.

submitted 29 days ago • 4 comments

I bet Kid Rock has carpet in his bathroom.

submitted 29 days ago • 48 comments

I don’t know if this is true, but stop everything Elon.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Well if we run out of toilet paper again we can wipe our asses with the NYT and the Washington post

submitted 30 days ago • 36 comments