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I liked Magic more before it was Fortnite: The Card Game.

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A Predator movie where the Predator shows up in Washington DC, but gets all bummed because there are no spines for him take as a trophy.

submitted 4 days ago • 149 comments

Biblio has sent me 438 emails in the last four hours notifying me that my order has shipped. 😵‍💫

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Doom 3 Berserk Sound Effect (24 Hour Version)

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

We already had a tool that allows those without access to self learning anywhere anytime. It's called the internet

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Every few years people re-discover that a lot of romance novels are smut and get really shocked that a lot of women like pornagraphy. Like yes. Some adult humans like erotica. The horror of it all.

submitted 13 days ago • 54 comments

My favorite thing about rewatching the X-Files in my 40s is that I can really appreciate all the beautiful old Craftsman houses they used for filming. Every episode I’m screeching “look at the WOODWORK!!!!”

submitted 15 days ago • 6 comments

[Bit-crushed Duke Nukem Voice] Fix your hearts, or *die*... and I'm all outta 'fix your hearts.'

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

IT'S THREE AM. I PICK UP THE RED PHONE ON MY DESK. "GET ME KILLJOY," I TELL THE OPERATOR. SHE ANSWERS. "'EY MAAAGARET, I GOT A FAHKIN' IDEAH."

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

bog has gotta be the best name for terrain like yup that shit is 100% bog

submitted 15 days ago • 20 comments

frankly we should have beaten the "live action remake of beloved animated feature! I mean it's still animated, but we added photorealistic textures and made the character models less expressive" guys to death with a rock. in fact we still could

submitted 19 days ago • 9 comments

cock spelled backwards is pronounced cock with a klingon accent.

submitted 22 days ago • 12 comments

Watching DS9 with my wife, garlic fries, and a gf beer. If only life could be more of this and less of that. 🤪

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

The cool thing about being alive is I get to watch Star Trek

submitted 28 days ago • 16 comments

This person has never heard of an emotional support boob / securititty. 😏

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

nothing bums me out more than seeing covers for classic books become less and less cool with each new edition

submitted 31 days ago • 6 comments

Lark's true pepper!

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

My wife says "Mold is everywhere and trying to kill us, just like god."

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

I miss elaborate painted book covers.

submitted 46 days ago • 21 comments

Flipping the Monopoly board in a rage is, in fact, the point of the game.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

One of my favorite pieces of art history for sure.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments