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He is so stunningly, uniquely terrible at posting that it immediately stands out even in an offline context like this. The absolute worst to ever do it. In a category by himself. Singularly anti-talented in a way we will talk about for decades if not centuries. The Wayne Gretzky of bad posting.

"kill the cop in your head" this, "kill the priest in your head" that, what about "kill the advertiser in your head" that pushes you to pidgeon-hole, sanitize and generalize your personal works because a broader audience makes more money than a niche one

Now that I think about it Oprah's media personality reminds me a lot of MrBeast, someone who deliberately capitalized on toxic people, trends, and exploitation but punctuated it with acts of charity to throw off critics.

My favorite Calvin and Hobbes.

obvious to most people who will see this, but worth stating directly: it doesn't really matter if the person being targeted is cis or trans to the people who want this shit enforced. partly because it enforces a specific idea of gender presentation, but also because it still drives a wedge anyway.

Started the year off looking stupid good

get you a man who can do both. I mean woman. fuck. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. it's not my fault you're just AMAB and

they're calling me the first biologically male theyfab

i don’t know if this is healthy per se but i do think that trans people broadly are going to need to adopt an attitude of extreme cynicism to survive

the thing about communism is that it’s an extremely idealistic system. and the idea that it could be built in the near future is absurd to the point of near hillarity and yet it’s somehow more realistic than believing capitalism can persist as it has

this person said it so good so here it is

Imagine how many polycules would still be intact if there was a Steven Universe episode about doing the dishes

For all the USPS's faults, Americans have to realize: It's one of the best postal services in the world, even after being kneecapped by DeJoy. Fight for our postal service, guys. I know I will. It is an essential public good.

What do you think they're dancing to?

chloe from wizardry variants daphne

KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS killsixbilliondemons.com

elon musk using IVF and CRISPR to ensure all of his children are male and then one transitioning to female boiled his brain so much he ends society as we know it is like the ultimate expression of family being the oldest kind of empire for the most pathetic kind of humans.

“i uh, iuh, i-i-iuhnm starting a new government agency called bofa. whatislikeuh, what isah, what is bofa you ask? bof of um erm hrm ah, like, umhrm. like. you know. likeyouknow? likeyouknow? bofa these ahahrm humha ah, bof of ah, both of the uh, the uh, the uh, the uh, the uh, the uh, you know, ha”

a drunk oni #fate #fgo

ジェーンお迎え記念らくがき 声が東山ちゃんなの知らなかった!

[ #nitetimeart ; #commission ; #illustration ; #fategrandorder ; #FGO ] a cheery and cute commission of Ibaraki Douji at the beach, about to enjoy a giant sundae as big as she is! 🧡🍨

sloppy betty's cool

Crazy how this guy is the president of the United States What a shithole

joe biden has said sentences far more coherent than whatever this is

Maki! 👀👁‍🗨

HELL LARIAT !! 👀👁‍🗨

Costume swapping for Halloween! 👀👁‍🗨 #morrigan #lum #halloween

I like to post something for setsubun every year involving Maki and Mameda! Although, Maki's mixed up the traditions and ends up being the one throwing the bean boy instead haha~ #節分 👀👁‍🗨

Friend just confirmed via text she's putting her cat down and Apple Intelligence just suggested I respond "haha I feel you."

i fucking love this image

look i made it the 1979 ibm warning

Billionaires should not exist

seeing this chart set in he’s doing sex selective IVF for boys and that’s why he lost his fucking mind and became a hardline fascist when vivian came out as trans, he’s a freak

taking the discourse lens off of poly people by inventing a new ontologically evil relationship style

Ancient critters

Animation by Osamu Dezaki* | Tomorrow's Joe (1970–1971) #penciltest #sakuga #genga #2danimation

Miss pauling

In 2024, the NLRB filed a complaint against Tesla for interfering in a union drive at their Buffalo, NY assembly plant. Today: