bradleykeith.bsky.social
American by way of Canadian
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I'm not even Greek.
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There's no such thing as too much starter! It's just eager to get going!
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@kingarthurbaking.bsky.social !
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Are you referring to Canada? That's just in the movies.
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Biotene is great.
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The difference between
$8,000,000
and
$8,000,000,000
is approximately
$8,000,000,000.
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I'm picturing glop oozing out of pots while your boss, who you're hoping to impress so you get that promotion, cools their heels with your wacky sibling in the other room.
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The sigh a dog makes when it settles down to sleep by your side.
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The best camera is the one you have when you need it.
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Both Dakotas, Montana, and a tropical island to be named at a future time or GTFO.
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At least Goodfellas is comparatively honest about these people. The Godfather movies go out of their way to hide the utterly terrible things the mafia does to make money. Malignant parasites, all of them.
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Can you just give the guy some breathing room?
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What if they're just making a connection on their way to Moscow, where they'll be attending Putin's funeral after he dies of a laughing fit?
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They think they are banking moderate credibility points that can be exchanged for policy concessions later and haven't clocked that they aren't banking anything and this admin isn't interested in their views at all—or, if anything, find it actively positive that their policies are opposed by papers.
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USAID becomes US Farmer Support and Influence Expansion Agency
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One thing I had to get used to when I moved from Canada to the US is the near-universal use of "how's it going" as a greeting and not a question. If anything, the implied follow-up to a genuine answer would be "I don't care."
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That's an imprecise use of "imprecise".
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Gulf of Deez Nuts
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1. We’ll figure it out in post
2. We’re not paying $ for post
3. We told post to get it done by Monday
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If ya know what I mean.
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What if, hear me out, what if *you* were the one who was baked?
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Extra points if you add a non-specific moniker, like "pal" or "bud".
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And THEN life needs to provide you with a crap-ton of sugar. Maybe you can inherit it.
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One musician, Kendrick, dislikes another musician, Drake, and is not wasting any opportunity to drag them through the mud.
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Send me $50 so we can have a real discussion about the rules next year.
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NO WEIRDOS
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Objection, your Honor. Counsel's entire opening statement is argument.
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Whenever my wireless keyboard misbehaves I punish it by turning it upside-down and spraying it with compressed air. It usually learns its lesson and doesn't give me trouble for a while.