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brainbottle.bsky.social
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holy shit this is a masterpiece 🎶 Working 8 to 6, get replaced by automation Barely gettin’ by, shouldn’t wages match inflation? Piss in a bottle while your boss buys a rocket Vote to make a change, and they turn around and block it 🎶

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“If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.” A classic quote from Malcolm X, who was assassinated 60 years ago today.

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"The American voter does not want bold solutions or radical change; they want a practical, balanced candidate who will concede an election with elegance and grace."

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incredible exchange, @marisakabas.bsky.social

submitted 9 days ago • 331 comments

“Genetic engineering, radical life extension, underwear encryption: many of the ideas that will drive the world forward and deliver us into the future seem problematic today.”

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The measles outbreak in Texas is reminding me of the public letter Roald Dahl wrote about losing his daughter to measles in 1962, just before the vaccine was publicly available.

submitted 14 days ago • 411 comments

"I beg of you, please commemorate my birthday with mattress sales. Downy, tufted, even memory foam: none shall be exempt from the wholesale slashing of prices."

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"I've long wondered where my tax dollars are going but haven’t bothered to do the five minutes of research it would take to learn that all that information is already meticulously documented and tracked in numerous publicly available reports and websites."

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Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.

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"I promise, America will soon be the Cybertruck of countries—uglier than you could have imagined, built for rich chuds, borderline inoperable, and on fire."

submitted 21 days ago • 290 comments

I made a new video: youtu.be/HmYG5MpatHE

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this regime is so focused on peeling the warm synthetic flesh off the face of the Empire and proudly displaying the cold metal terminator beneath that it can't begin to understand the human appearance was there for a reason

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

This may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we COULD ask Mothra for help

submitted 28 days ago • 263 comments

After two airplane crashes, I've decided to stop making insulting comparisons between Donald Trump and Benito Mussolini. Mussolini kept too many trains on time to deserve it.

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As vindication for his claim that DEI is responsible for the plane crash, Trump points to the fact that they found a black box.

submitted 29 days ago • 22 comments

Here's a new video about Elon's "gesture". Feel free to share!

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