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name's zazo. that guy u know who's obsessed with FFIX. ♊♊♊ 31, bi-aro bipolar he/hick of the blue ridge smokey mountains 🏳️‍⚧️ no minors please! | fanciphee.itch.io
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every time I have to explain roko’s basilisk to people I have to disclaim that, no, I’m not making this up to make these weirdoes sound more ridiculous, this extremely fucking absurd version of pascal’s wager *really is* the foundational belief of a lot of the self-described “rationalist” tech cults

JIMBO'S BIG NATURALS 2.0 IS OUT FEATURING: - 30 NEW CARDS, FOR A TOTAL OF 121 - WAX SEALS NOW HAVE BREASTS - BIG BOOBA BUFFOON BOOSTER PACKS - HONE VOUCHER? MORE LIKE BAZONGA VOUCHER - JOKER TAGS? YOU GUESSED IT: TITTIES - ONE OF THE SPECTRAL CARDS HAS TITS TOO #balatro github.com/prettypinkpa...

dropping my morning pill and making cookie monster sounds as I eat it after retrieving it from the floor to cope

Here's a weird little genderless demon thing I drew in 2011 and then digitally traced and colored in 2023. It was also a style experiment with sharp, blocky shading that I'd like to try more of. #digitalart #demon #transartist

Uhhhhhh www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

shares on this would be a big help, saturdays are my biggest sales day of the week and i might not be able to be posting a bunch of stuff today

While we're on the grand old topic of fighting kings, here's my series on the many, many ways medieval commoners did so. Peasant revolt was way more frequent and better organized than we're usually told! Tyrants can always be fought! History is important! www.patreon.com/collection/1...

Granpa pointed at this bush yesterday and said "look, snowflowers". Delightful

Even the normie analysts declared that N.C. had functionally ceased to be a "democracy," even by u.s. standards, by *the early 2010s* because of the intense gerrymandering and system rigging from the far-right.

kevin pointed out that someone asks about italian food in ace combat 7, and strangereal doesn't have italy in it, so now we have a repeated series of jokes about things like glasgow smiles and italian food in waifu death squad, which is notably not earth

periodic reminder to digital artists to check if your stabilization settings are currently where you like them

selfie day

Want to see my commission list, get updates on my work and track availability conveniently on Discord? Want to join a small growing art community with sensible rules, no ads and no trollbots interrupting you? My server is now public. discord.gg/G2xvQaXQGS

As I have just completed a donation: a reminder that basically everyone’s blood supply is chronically in shortage (thanks, covid!). If you can donate in your locale, please schedule an appointment today! If you live in the US and think you cannot donate, that is likely not true anymore!

I urge cis allies to read through this thread. Even if you don't agree with this interpretation (that the sudden spike in interest is a bad sign that journalists are aware of more anti-trans actions coming that are not publicly known yet), understand how scared we are right now:

I'm thinking I'm going to stop therapy. I've learned a lot in the time ive went and also I would enjoy one less reason to leave the house regularly, if possible

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With the announcement of Asheville city manager Debra Campbell's retirement it's worth remembering key moments from her administration, like blanketing downtown in tear gas and literally exclaiming "Yippee!" about cops dragging poor people away in handcuffs from a homeless camp #avlnews

Check out this transparent Chia they put out. To be clear it's based off a plant cell because lore has previously talked about Chias being edible (neopets has had some weird lore) + various Chia colors that make them look like fruit. To be clear, transparent pets are typically GUTS AND BONES.

boys, girls, and people smart enough not to be either, can i once again impress upon you that the meat4meat zine is going to fuck severely and blow your tits clean off but it can *only* do that if it is fully funded, and right now it is about halfway there: www.backerkit.com/c/projects/g...

some new game tokens and pendants up nora.jewelry

Hey, what's up with books having sprayed edges these days? LET ME TELL YOU THE STORY! I was there! Thread: 1/13

feeling every possible emotion at once ! I ended up slightly off on my meds schedule so now the carnival lights is Going

No Matter How Many Chili Cook-Offs I Win, Everyone Still Sees Me As That School Shooter's Mom

dresses are the funnest clothing species to draw #artbyzazo

you know in hindsight, making a bunch of children decipher a puzzle written entirely in braille went incredibly hard. modern Pokémon would never

cow lady

nature's lil cameo brooch

that water thing from genshin idk I haven't played it in years #artbyzazo

i only have so many comics so this might be cheating, but i love this short self-pubbed one about the two worst kids you know spending the night in a haunted mansion keezyyoung.itch.io/i-only-have-...

The snow and cold is there to feed you and save you from fire. You're not supposed to have to go out in it. That's capitalism's fault.