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I support Mitch McConnell’s decision to [stares blankly into the void for 90 seconds]

submitted 2 days ago • 43 comments

We've had Presidents who had poisonous metal in their mouths 24 hrs a day and Presidents who boozed all day every day their entire life and Presidents who thought a big skull meant you were smart and also George W. Bush yet somehow in 2025 we ended up with the dog shit stupidest one who ever lived.

submitted 3 days ago • 11 comments

saw a billboard on the way home that read: “less shower lingering, more speedy sudsing” didn’t see who sponsored it, but I want them to know they can fuck all the way off. if I have to face the world each day, I deserve half an hour to boil myself alive and let the tears run straight down the drain

submitted 2 days ago • 16 comments

No, but if you’re looking for one, I am aware of a guy you work with that was indicted four times and convicted of thirty-four felonies.

submitted 2 days ago • 5078 comments

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

submitted 5 days ago • 452 comments

one of the stupidest things i have had the misfortune of reading today and i am sharing it with you.

submitted 6 days ago • 1818 comments

JEN PSAKI: Democrats just lost everything. They control nothing... JON STEWART: They do control the email lists that continue to ask for money.

submitted 8 days ago • 95 comments

See here's how to do a headline. fortune.com/2025/02/13/e...

submitted 9 days ago • 247 comments

This is weird! I don’t want politicians to be my friend, I just want healthcare

submitted 9 days ago • 407 comments

Maddow plugging Bluesky is, on a metric level, good for the platform, but it also means it is clearly filling up with people who have never used this kind of app before. They're used to Meta platforms, which is why they reply angrily to everything they see and add nothing. Human spam essentially.

submitted 12 days ago • 180 comments

This is nightmarish

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Nuked from orbit by @dceiver.bsky.social

submitted 13 days ago • 6 comments

It's amazing to me that Sony has had over a decade+, AND two new consoles since the PS3 christmas hack and yet it seems their security team has learned nothing.

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Rep. Pressley: Elon Musk is a Nazi nepo baby

submitted 18 days ago • 183 comments

In lieu of your Social Security check, please accept this 30% off discount code for X Premium.

submitted 20 days ago • 9 comments

NBC News is being kicked out of its space in the Pentagon and replaced by OANN.

submitted 22 days ago • 2579 comments

Today’s show was my last at CNN. My closing message: It’s never a good time to bow down to a tyrant… don’t give in to the lies. Don’t give in to fear. Hold on to the truth… and hope.

submitted 25 days ago • 8302 comments

what the FUCK

submitted 25 days ago • 749 comments

me demanding george lucas reveal what he knew several decades ago in starting the prequels with a trade war

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submitted 41 days ago • 2 comments

Getting a ton of spam followers and spam DMs the last few days. Feels like there been an uptick of bots all over recently.

submitted 41 days ago • 2 comments

oh no, the economy!

submitted 42 days ago • 3 comments

Did you know that every single post on every single platform does not have to cater to every single possible user? Just checking.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Have spent the last 2 days fighting a nasty bout of food poisoning. Could use some positivity in my feed currently.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Christopher Nolan's #TheOdyssey reportedly has a $250M budget 💰 One of his most expensive films ever (via Puck News)

submitted 43 days ago • 30 comments

it genuinely sucks that basically nothing on the internet works well anymore. search? barely works. social media? filled with garbage engagement-bait designed to game the algorithm. news websites? pages that refresh at random or so covered in video ads that it’s impossible to read stories

submitted 46 days ago • 730 comments

The internet is now five websites owned by three people and all of them are awful

submitted 47 days ago • 50 comments

I got 11 text messages today asking me to donate money to a Democratic candidate.

submitted 47 days ago • 12 comments

i’m losing my mind, no doubt in my mind adrian dittman is elon musk

submitted 50 days ago • 99 comments

Lord, grant me the confidence of the dude that replies to the national weather service posting a forecast on facebook with "not what I've been hearing"

submitted 52 days ago • 3 comments

How Did This Beloved Thing Get So Bad? a guy wanted to get richer What Happened To All Thos— let me stop you there. a guy wanted to get richer Why Is Th— a guy wanted to get richer Have You Noticed Th— a guy wanted to get richer Where Did— a guy wanted to get richer

submitted 52 days ago • 81 comments

A reminder that years are an artificial construct that don't represent anything other than relative celestial positioning between a planet and a star, so the idea that each year is worse than the last is ridiculous. It's each DAY that's worst than the last.

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

back in my day all accounts on the internet were real people

submitted 54 days ago • 6 comments

This may be one of the greatest call backs I have ever seen. Honestly very few tweets have ever paid sustained dividends like this one.

submitted 54 days ago • 4 comments

The cowardice of game remakes is that they always chose celebrated titles to remake and use the most modern standard systems to adapt while they should tackle those flawed games that have troubled developments of budget cuts that never reached their full potential, those need remakes.

submitted 54 days ago • 140 comments

this is such a bad idea lmfaoooo

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

[luke skywalker shooting proton torpedoes into the reactor core of the death star] kobe

submitted 55 days ago • 23 comments

lol what? i knew facebook was going down the drain but i didn’t realise it was this bad.

submitted 55 days ago • 14 comments

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”

submitted 56 days ago • 607 comments

This aged quite well for McCarthy… and quite poorly for Gaetz.

submitted 61 days ago • 230 comments

Some rare good news out of Arkansas & a big L for Sarah Huckabee Slanders 👏👏👏

submitted 61 days ago • 620 comments

"Here I am," Mike thought proudly. "Part of the gang. Sure, they gave my order to Bob and told me to sit in the bathroom. But these fellas have my back. We're a team now. Everything's going to be just fine."

submitted 64 days ago • 8 comments

The information is, once again, asymmetric

submitted 64 days ago • 9 comments

CORPORATIONS: You don’t own this digital book/movie/album/comic/game, you have a license we can revoke at any time. We do this to protect copyright. ALSO CORPORATIONS: Copyright shouldn’t apply to us because we need free creative works to train our theftbots.

submitted 64 days ago • 15 comments