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brandonmaxwell.bsky.social
Musician, writer, techie, goofball, unsure, but certain.
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Daffodils is such a weird word.

submitted 687 days ago • 0 comments

Does anyone else always feel torn in a zillion directions?

submitted 692 days ago • 0 comments

The devil is in the detour... Or something.

submitted 695 days ago • 0 comments

Does anyone else call their friends jingle balls? Or just me...

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submitted 701 days ago • 1 comment

New guitar day!

submitted 701 days ago • 0 comments

Some exciting music makers on this thread! Come join us!

submitted 701 days ago • 1 comment

Yo, Clive Rosfield in Elwins clothes. Jesus what a glow up.

submitted 703 days ago • 0 comments

this wouldn't go well for them

submitted 708 days ago • 0 comments

@reade.bsky.social is also a musician from the band we are the union!

submitted 708 days ago • 1 comment

Call for the music makers/audio purveyors/synth nerds/groove riders/etc. Feel free to repost & follow. @murkury.com @lilith.smartseat.io @xirclebox.com @zoeblade.bsky.social @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social @ohyeahpaulchin.com @elmore.zone @jeanpaul.bsky.social @303.bsky.social @synthetic.bsky.social

submitted 716 days ago • 21 comments

"Still puck as funk," I mumble oldishly as I. Hold on. I mean funk ass puck, don't I? I wrote it down somewhere. What were we talking about again?

submitted 716 days ago • 29 comments

every social app needs to have a dedicated Beef Zone. like a fight club for words. if you start shit with someone it immediately gets put into a Fights tab and your followers can bet on who's gonna win the fight. loser gets a 3 day mute to simulate having a broken jaw from a bar fight

submitted 716 days ago • 51 comments

im in an Uber and the driver said my options were to listen to a gospel video on YouTube or nothing. these are my options:

submitted 722 days ago • 3 comments

I just exceeded following the amount of people that follow me.

submitted 718 days ago • 0 comments

There is literally nothing like cold hot sauce on a reheated burrito. Omg.

submitted 718 days ago • 0 comments

@mrfresh.bsky.social spreading the love. Music is tough but better with friends!

submitted 723 days ago • 1 comment

Found this on Reddit. I lol'd.

submitted 724 days ago • 0 comments

I just love old phones.

submitted 726 days ago • 0 comments

Friday roll call for the music artists/producers/musicians. Pls reports as you see fit. @murkury.com @lilith.smartseat.io @xirclebox.com @zoeblade.bsky.social @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social @ohyeahpaulchin.com @andrewelmore.bsky.social @jeanpaul.bsky.social @303.bsky.social @synthetic.bsky.social

submitted 730 days ago • 16 comments

Have you ever picked your nose while sitting on the toilet, wiped the booger on the toilet paper roll that you would then wipe with, but accidentally put the booger on your bhole? Me either, just asking for a friend.

submitted 732 days ago • 0 comments

if i ever get a tattoo this is what it will say

submitted 734 days ago • 5 comments

Is the bidet supposed to squirt water into or onto?

submitted 735 days ago • 0 comments

This is cool. It's Lego.

submitted 735 days ago • 0 comments

I'm making some custom tracks for an audio book this weekend.

submitted 736 days ago • 1 comment

I love this.

submitted 737 days ago • 0 comments

Hey @gogo.goatse.social

submitted 739 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I need to remind myself that baby stingrays look like haunted ravioli.

submitted 743 days ago • 7 comments

Every hot mom in the hot mom clique thinks she's the hottest.

submitted 741 days ago • 0 comments

If Earth is flat, it's the flattest part of a rolled over Lays potato chip. I said what I said.

submitted 741 days ago • 0 comments