every social app needs to have a dedicated Beef Zone. like a fight club for words. if you start shit with someone it immediately gets put into a Fights tab and your followers can bet on who's gonna win the fight. loser gets a 3 day mute to simulate having a broken jaw from a bar fight - ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

adamsandler.click • 617 days ago

every social app needs to have a dedicated Beef Zone. like a fight club for words. if you start shit with someone it immediately gets put into a Fights tab and your followers can bet on who's gonna win the fight. loser gets a 3 day mute to simulate having a broken jaw from a bar fight

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down10.bsky.social•617 days ago

Every site needs Reject Bins, Penalty Boxes, and Thunderdomes.

beewok.bsky.social•617 days ago

Then this happens.

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uzmab.bsky.social•617 days ago

Ok I like this!

crillybystal.bsky.social•617 days ago

I want in

extrathoughts.bsky.social•617 days ago

@pfrazee.com could this become a real thing 😂?

pfrazee.com•617 days ago

It’s not entirely off base

extrathoughts.bsky.social•617 days ago

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xaiax.net•617 days ago

https://beeves.zone is available …

adamsandler.click•616 days ago

that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said about me................

siame.bsky.social•617 days ago

This should be a thing. I know a few who'd flourish off such engagement

ira.bailey.nz•616 days ago

And at least one of them would be muted so we all win

rocko.bsky.social•617 days ago

Y'know, I definitely would not mind having a space for The Airing of Grievances

relentless.bsky.social•617 days ago

So, (going back to The Olde Times) on Something Awful you can bet (a Toxx) on your post.

If you're wrong or don't do what you said you were gonna do or whatever, you ate a ban. Cost 10bux to unban yourself.

For all SA's problems, making somebody put money on the line is GREAT.

tyrelljames.net•617 days ago

I remember some forums did this. It has been known to work.

mariablack.bsky.social•617 days ago

That's actually a decent idea. Wall off some kind of playpen for chaos and dumb arguments accounts 🤣

toastycak.es•617 days ago

Something I think lost in this era is the closure of a real, aggressive fight. It happens, it’s over, you get a Pepsi after.
In our confrontation avoidant passive-aggressive society, people seethe for years. It’s easier to just slap each other, get it out of your system, then go home.

adamsandler.click•616 days ago

we need violence so there can be less of it.

toastycak.es•616 days ago

The limit does not exist.

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fussybabybit.ch•617 days ago

In the brief window that I moderated a discord we threatened to create a hidden channel you got sent to where you had to post your way out of it with all the other annoying / nightmare users by being the best poster and it was gonna be called #the-bane-pit

adamsandler.click•617 days ago

oh my fucking god lmfao

fussybabybit.ch•617 days ago

All of society organized around finding ways to make people post better

hooligan.bsky.social•617 days ago

you're gonna be the next billionaire with this

thierryemanuel.bsky.social•617 days ago

And the winner gets our applause. 👏🏼

melihmutlu.bsky.social•617 days ago

And if it’s your first day at Beef Zone, you have to fight.

davidstehle.bsky.social•616 days ago

Has Bluesky staff considered hiring you?

adamsandler.click•616 days ago

i would be a liability more than an asset, and i have very little on paper experience, but hell, i'd take it. i could be like the app's equivalent of a school councilor

smileybarry.com•616 days ago

but it needs some grounding: when the beef thread ends, you’re back on good terms, like a pvp game mode

hanser.bsky.social•617 days ago

What’s the first rule of Beef Zone?

adamsandler.click•617 days ago

1) The legality of this rule has been called into question by our lawyers. It's reinstatement is pending approval

2) Tell your friends!

sheepyhead.bsky.social•616 days ago

the Beef Zone is also what I call my biceps

hammancheez.bsky.social•617 days ago

Only if a community member is chosen to moderate and declare a winner and they are known as the BEEF CHIEF

adamsandler.click•617 days ago

LOL YEAH
BEEF FOR THE BEEF CHIEF!!!

hammancheez.bsky.social•617 days ago

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sementrash.bsky.social•617 days ago

the chances need upped 7 DAY BAN so they can’t even view content

adamsandler.click•617 days ago

how about a sliding scale depending on how hard they get their shit wrecked. like if you just absolutely bodyslam a motherfucker they get perma'd

sementrash.bsky.social•617 days ago

i ageee but then both bans and mutes need a sliding scale. a perma is too permanent, a year mute should be the max. why? because it’s humiliating to be muted for a year. the max for bans should be 28 days because a month might make someone not come back

adamsandler.click•617 days ago

these are all absolutely good points. they should hire you, at the blue sky application .

sementrash.bsky.social•617 days ago

i’ll apply asap

emmyojebode.bsky.social•616 days ago

Three days mute is a punishment, in my view. Let’s allow followers to place their bets on their winner, and the fighters can place bets on themselves. That will be fun.

seemoreevil.bsky.social•616 days ago

In fact, forget the social app

adamsandler.click•616 days ago

NOW we're talking

rifka.bsky.social•616 days ago

Really disrupting the Buddy Nugget industry here

seemoreevil.bsky.social•616 days ago

Alt Names:
Thundrdome
RedSky
PullUp
TakeWorld
Final Destination
Delete This
Valhalla

adamsandler.click•616 days ago

pulup and valhalla got my votes

seemoreevil.bsky.social•616 days ago

Valhalla it is.

inspectorhound.bsky.social•616 days ago

Only if we can have a mod-fivht interrupt of NOW KISS!

sciaticnerd.bsky.social•616 days ago

So one for PvE, the beef zone is PvP? Could there also be an eyebleach option with just pictures of animal friends, please?

fluidfyre.bsky.social•616 days ago

pvp vs pve dash

orayn.bsky.social•617 days ago

PvP enabled flag that appears over your av

shadenfrau.bsky.social•616 days ago

Yes and while you are in a fight you are locked out of posting or commenting on any other posts until the fight is resolved

brockh.bsky.social•617 days ago

I think if you start it and lose, you get screenshots disabled for some time.

grin.hu•617 days ago

I have seen debates going on for _months_. No winners, everyone got super bored and it died out. Everyone lost their bets. Just sayin'.

tewi.bsky.social•616 days ago

ive been saying this site should have a lepers colony i love gossip

papapishu.bsky.social•617 days ago

Quote RTs always feel too cowardly since both people can benefit, I need clear losers.

adamsandler.click•617 days ago

I want BLOOD i want that shit TELEVISED i want MAIN CHARACTER ESPORTS mother Fucker

walkingtaako.bsky.social•617 days ago

And don't forget the phone number for Beef Call:

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jilly.ca•617 days ago

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pavlovforgoths.com•617 days ago

can we do this here

itslulu7.bsky.social•612 days ago

Lmao

isobel.top•617 days ago

i support this, but the Fights tab needs to have an announcer who will explain to me what brought them to the Beef Zone

mollymcghee.bsky.social•617 days ago

are there playoffs and brackets

adamsandler.click•617 days ago

oh yeah, year-round. meltdown may is obviously the big one but a couple months prior we also take "march madness" very, *very* literally

mollymcghee.bsky.social•617 days ago

once a year we take the two top posters and put them in a stadium/live cast their posting and end in the literal ring (the twist is that they must fight to unconsciousness)

adamsandler.click•617 days ago

i think we just invented a sport i'm gonna call ESPN and ask what we're supposed to do next

alderfish.bsky.social•617 days ago

lol. I’d be muted for eternity

bigworker.bsky.social•616 days ago

Sorry I already have "Beef Zone" trademarked for the restaurant I'm going to start someday

gegtik.bsky.social•568 days ago

Buddy you just invented fyad

adamsandler.click•568 days ago

THAT'S THE IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social•617 days ago

social media PVP server

ass.golf•616 days ago

WELCOME TO THE BEEF ZONE
WE GOT FUN AND GAMES
IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY, HONEY
WE'LL CALL YOU MEAN NAMES

cartoondog.bsky.social•569 days ago

saltybet but real

adamsandler.click•569 days ago

exactly.

jeffgerstmann.com•617 days ago

I thought you were meaning, like, a place for meat talk and I started nodding my head real hard for a sec

mikelaidlaw.bsky.social•617 days ago

I want to go to the All You Can Beef Zone.

adamsandler.click•617 days ago

i mean, we can have that too. like food meat or like, like Meat. cuz like i think you mean the first one, and like i'm good with either, but i think you mean the first one

adamsandler.click•617 days ago

like. a Grill Zone

jeffgerstmann.com•617 days ago

Two zones

Grill zone

Dill zone

disco.camp•616 days ago

Chemical plant zone?

buny.bsky.social•617 days ago

there’s more than enough dads and trans girls on here to support both of those zones so yeah this makes sense

adamsandler.click•617 days ago

ahhhh i'm gherkin it in the dill zone lmfao

mimiatx.bsky.social•617 days ago

You don’t want me to take you to the Beef Zone!! I will destroy you with my super simple and delicious steak rub recipe AND make you wish yo mama was never born

bornonagreenlight.bsky.social•617 days ago

I am Jack’s mouth watering revenge.

cooperstreaming.bsky.social•617 days ago

I like this I vote yes

poppyhaze.bsky.social•617 days ago

Thinking like Helldump but maybe everyone is soMehow anonymized and there’s a big sign, once you leave, the beef’s off

vegetablegremlin.bsky.social•617 days ago

see you monday

adamsandler.click•617 days ago

The Beef Dies Here, Or Else

implicitpower.bsky.social•617 days ago

Only good use case for a Cyberpunk cranial implant. The beef dies here or YOU do

stephh.bsky.social•617 days ago

Send me location

katsaridae.bsky.social•617 days ago

scary

loveshy.icu•617 days ago

We';re sending your ass to the low vibrational queue

adamsandler.click•617 days ago

kickin em back to the first dimension

scarletdeath.com•617 days ago

Roast Feed

satori.bsky.social•617 days ago

shut da fuck up

adamsandler.click•617 days ago

you're going to the zone, buddy. we're in the ring now. i got my boxin gloves on and i'm ready to get the shit kicked out of me

satori.bsky.social•617 days ago

bro I will suck the shit out of you

adamsandler.click•617 days ago

id like to see you try, punk