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To all sports broadcasters: No, I am not kidding you.

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Would you rather have the ability to get a nosebleed anytime you need an excuse to get out of small talk or forget every time you were cringingly awkward with a stranger?

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They made the new Pope an American so Trump won’t put tariffs on rosaries.

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I didn’t want to be the new Pope anyway. I’m planning on doing a lot of mountain biking this summer.

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Cory Booker has been talking now for almost the same amount of time it takes my kid to tell me about a YouTube video.

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The greatest April Fools Day trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that Pop-Tarts was introducing a pot roast flavored tart.

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You know that phrase, “six of one, half a dozen of the other”? I never say it correctly. What comes out is something like “half of one” or “sixty dozen” and then I freeze. So, if we’re talking and I use that phrase right, know it was a personal victory and a little fist bump would be appreciated.

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The next season of White Lotus should be called Lotus Inn Express and take place at a downmarket version of the franchise in, oh, let's say, St. Louis. And one of the groups we follow are a high school jazz band that is there to compete in State.

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THEY’RE EATING THE TRANSGENIC MICE!!

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Ever been in a panic room? Buddy, I’ve panicked in every room I’ve ever been in.

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A guide to various resources for tracking what Trump-Musk are up to. choosedemocracy.us/tracking-tra...

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I just subscribed to 5 Calls Newsletter! buttondown.com/5calls

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Every rock band should be forced to have a song where they sing their name a la Bad Company.

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Sometimes your soul just needs a balm. Little bit of trivia: that’s Carole King on piano. 🎧

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@jessicajoy.bsky.social Surprising lack of content on your page. Really disappointing from a subscriber’s perspective.

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I wonder if the representative from Louisiana supported conditions on hurricane aid.

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My next read. Gift from my mother.

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Probably the weirdest fact I know is that the Law & Order theme was played live every episode.

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I am instantly consulted on this platform.

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Today’s bit of joy. If I were making a autobiopic and introducing my mother, this might be the song. 🎧

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A microwave that automatically knows when you type in ‘120’ whether you mean 80 seconds or 120 seconds.

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I listened for 17,462 minutes in 2024. What about you? #SpotifyWrapped

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@alyankovic.bsky.social How different do you think your life would be if you’d called yourself “Sexy Al” instead? Probably not that different.

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If two midwestern tightrope walkers bump into each other while working that’s an Ope on a Rope.

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My wife asked me to pick up a bottle of vanilla at the store and even described it and where it’d be and I DID NOT WATCH TOM HANKS DOWN A BOTTLE OF VANILLA AND BACKHAND MICHAEL J. FOX NOT TO KNOW WHAT VANILLA IS.

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This wrecks me—every single time.

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A bit of joy I stumbled on today. Can’t believe I haven’t come across his music before.

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Now that we’ve moved to BlueSky it’s time to start the “This is Just to Say” parodies again. So funny, so cold.

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